DDO Funny Moments

I did miss him getting knocked off

However, new funny moment - my mic was acting up last night and our entire group was rolling, because I was told I sounded like a chipmunk on crack. I'm only disappointed they didn't record it for me, and I missed it.

some guy was on his mic answering questions people were typing for him.
He said WarForged were good and a responce to that was
"What are War forged?"

His responce

"wow"

I kinda laughed alot

Today on the Airship

I invited Bw (Jaayse) up and Dee and Anto Buffed us with a mountain of spells and songs I have 18 at one stage with that and the Guild stuff.

On was Haste of some sort watching Bw speed about then say look I am running fast then disapear over the edge and down to the city market below.

So exactley how fast are falling rocks

I then tried to be tricky and stand on the very front of the ship, and fell off.

With the semi falling ability of a monk I was able to guide myself down and hit a roof only taking 18 damage.

Tod

Just to let everyone know... I did survive my fall the first time and I must admit, it was fun (wasn't expecting it at all)

There I was running around yelling "I'm fast! I'm fast!" on the chat window, and I just popped over the railing as if it wasn't there. when I reached the bottom I yelled "I LIVED!" it was a rather exhilarating moment. The only reason I didn't die after taking 88 damage was because I had performed an 'aid' spell and increased my hitpoints by 33

I then decided to try it again a few times (not always successfully surviving).

First time i was on the airship i done a titantic too

And fell of course

You guys are lucky. Just fell off a cliff not paying attention, and when I was celebrating that I survived the fall with 1hp left, a rat (yes, a damn rat) popped up and killed me. At level 3. Such humiliation.

ok, now THAT is funny.

A bunch of us got separated in a wilderness quest, and Bella and I got hit. Since we were playing our squishy clerics and rogues, that did not end well. So I would be sitting there, with my little soul stone, and watching Bella's blue dot run around frantically to try and shake them. Then I'd see her run through the screen past me, res me as she ran by with a horde on her tail, and disappear again. I'd hit a few, get killed again, repeat.

Poor Bella.

Hey they were big scary things! And I did raise you lol

...dont ask. Now I need a poncho. Yes, top hat and poncho, and my outfit will be complete!

so I did that quest the other day in house K where you have to kill a beholder in the end, and we are all just sitting there ,after already being killed once by the stupid thing, looking down the hallway at it floating around. I ask my party if we should throw something at it and everyone is like * no chinggus its not going to work bro* and I'm like * chimps and chimpettes the fatty cant even get past the door this plan is pure win* so I eventually get the rouge and another cleric on board and we get ready. I take out one of my sweet returning throwing axes and we all start throwing crap at him. Right in the middle of typing * see I told you this was gonna work* ZZZZZZZZZAAAAPP Deathray on my ass and I'm done fore, then ZAP another deathray and the rouge is down then ZAP the cleric gets hit with some negative levels and goes from a lvl 9 to a lvl 9 then promptly gets hit by a skeleton weilding what looks like a biumper from a old ford.....


yeah not one of my best moments

Yeah... Anto usually does really well against beholders being a ranger and all. You had the right idea. Just need an item with deathblock on it so you're immune to death ray.

that is the trick to that quest, everyone stays outside the room, kills all the small stuff, then run back and forth from side to side throwing and shooting shit at him

thats one my old favorite loot runs

Well my beholder woes continue...

Ran Ghosts of Perdition today in Necro 4.

They have this thing there called a Doomsphere.

It's an undead beholder (on crack) that took a liking to me.

Got zapped rolling a 1 against a 240 HP disintegrate ray.

Ow da roofs movin'!

who the hell decided that giant testicles could hold so much magic power? Silly D&D people

More of those damn things in Litany of the Dead - arrghh!

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=274988&page=2

lol that was bella's group they are making fun of

Anyone who knows Bella, knows what post it is...I'm shooting for drunk cdn girl?

Hahahahaha

She makes us proud to be NNGO.

rotflmao


OMG that is sooo damn funny


and tell them (since i cant figure out how to post in there) that I am an awesoem drunk canadian... and there hasn't been a single person ever sad they grouped with me

Yay I figured it out!!

damn that's funny

Beth wrote:

First funny. So I have this drow wizard that I'm trying out for kicks. Joined a small group with some friendly types who didn't mind me ballsing up an elite run of MP. How did I balls it up? Didn't pick up my hirelings soulstone. We got to the end and we couldn't finish out. Had to go all the way back to pick up the stone which was in the midst of respawning ice spiders near the start. Several others died in the attempt until a WF fighter toon managed to pick up all our stones and run like crazy to the end.

Beth did you realize you could have just dismissed your hireling?

Tod_Whitesnow wrote:

Aye Great hugger, no where near as good as dancer, you need to be a Elf to bust the real moves

Tod

Actually Half orcs have a great dance2 which includes the robot if i remember correctly

Seldomseen wrote:

Beth wrote:

First funny. So I have this drow wizard that I'm trying out for kicks. Joined a small group with some friendly types who didn't mind me ballsing up an elite run of MP. How did I balls it up? Didn't pick up my hirelings soulstone. We got to the end and we couldn't finish out. Had to go all the way back to pick up the stone which was in the midst of respawning ice spiders near the start. Several others died in the attempt until a WF fighter toon managed to pick up all our stones and run like crazy to the end.

Beth did you realize you could have just dismissed your hireling?

It wouldn't let me, believe me I tried! It was the most excrutiatingly embarrassing half hour of my ddo life to date ^^

so i'm in VOD other day, we're fighting the boss.

now its standard procedure that 1 person tanks the boss, pulls him into a corner so others can hit the boss from behind. the boss curses you if he hits you.

anyways, things are going great, so what do i do?

i click manyshot and am shooting 4 arrows a second at the boss. guess who pulled aggro from the tank, prompting many people to exclaim 'wtf are you doing anto!?'

to which i reply:

'sorry, i'm apparently doing more damage than any of you'

it was a good laugh for all, and the rest of the raid went smooth

Ha - always chasing the boss (who is chasing the crazy overpowered ranger).