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+35Zukran Terrasophia Berteraymo Roby Lambourne Mysterie Ritaa Morgan.le.Fay kythera Mick Katniss Locksley Donnor Toasti Jen Tam/Spr Aoife philipthegravedigger Sephrenia Bellz Trinity Dee_Snider killudead Goblindad Roxxane Mr.Payne Bekah Motherlucka Daubigny WhiteSnow Aidan Shanor anto_capone ahlia Kazimi Achilles_ Elois _Melissa. 39 posters |
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Katniss Locksley Commoner
Posts : 188 Join date : 2013-10-07 Age : 33
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:52 pm | |
| Execution still does take all your charisma. I am pretty sure. | |
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anto_capone Royal
Posts : 16478 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 44 Location : Che cazzo fai?
Character sheet DDO character: Ranger RK Profession: Blacksmith
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:14 pm | |
| - Motherlucka wrote:
- They don't really enforce the sentencing guide though right? From what I remember as an occupying army you are allowed to execute anyone on any kind of bs charge one time. But don't even think about charging them a second time, let alone convicting them. Is this still true?
EDIT: Didn't executions used to take away all charisma? When did they change that? yep is all true | |
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Aidan Noble
Posts : 2371 Join date : 2010-09-14 Age : 28
Character sheet DDO character: Fighter RK Profession: None
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Mick Squire
Posts : 542 Join date : 2010-09-14 Age : 35 Location : manchester
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:10 pm | |
| Loving how so many people in Ireland have grown such big balls since we all left. Will be great to see how low their dicks swing when everyone is back in Ireland. | |
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Aidan Noble
Posts : 2371 Join date : 2010-09-14 Age : 28
Character sheet DDO character: Fighter RK Profession: None
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anto_capone Royal
Posts : 16478 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 44 Location : Che cazzo fai?
Character sheet DDO character: Ranger RK Profession: Blacksmith
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:28 pm | |
| Some new arrivals in Gort: Dannah 0PR Darkcrusader 0PR Fhionn 0PR I_am_a_klon 0PR I_have_no_job 0PR I_love_webcam 0PR Jathan 0PR Konbobqdeli 0PR Mr.47 0PR Pimpletonsimpleton 0PR Rebekkah 0PR Sam_play_with_me 0PR | |
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ahlia Knight
Posts : 1011 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 32 Location : An Gort
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Miller
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:07 am | |
| Yeah you click on the profiles and view their sponsors. Someone got burned | |
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anto_capone Royal
Posts : 16478 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 44 Location : Che cazzo fai?
Character sheet DDO character: Ranger RK Profession: Blacksmith
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:24 pm | |
| You saw that? Holy drama lol | |
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kythera Commoner
Posts : 138 Join date : 2013-12-18
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:49 am | |
| Hahaha now that's a new way to get revenge for cheating | |
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Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:21 pm | |
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Morgan.le.Fay Citizen
Posts : 385 Join date : 2013-06-30
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sat May 10, 2014 2:15 pm | |
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Aidan Noble
Posts : 2371 Join date : 2010-09-14 Age : 28
Character sheet DDO character: Fighter RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sat May 10, 2014 3:46 pm | |
| I once fell asleep and a mountain of empties was pilled on me. Waking up was the loudest thing I've ever heard. | |
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Morgan.le.Fay Citizen
Posts : 385 Join date : 2013-06-30
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Sat May 10, 2014 6:13 pm | |
| You're lucky that was the worst of it. We were much worse... Still pretty funny though | |
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Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Mon May 26, 2014 8:09 am | |
| Gosh Aidan, keep it down over there! Honestly I didn't know what thread to put this in cause it's straight outta Babel Tower, but damn, I got a kick out of it LOL. Posts from the fella's are what cracked me up haha This thread here. | |
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Ritaa Commoner
Posts : 150 Join date : 2014-01-03 Age : 29
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Mon May 26, 2014 9:43 am | |
| Hahaha I cracked up at Keiran and Aish's posts! | |
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Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Mon May 26, 2014 12:40 pm | |
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Mysterie Squire
Posts : 674 Join date : 2010-09-15 Age : 35
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:51 am | |
| Making new friends in Ireland!! - Quote :
- From : Laenatar , Lord of Áes Dána
Date : 05/08/1462 - 05:55:11 Titre : Here's a hint or four Movie references are OOC since movies didn't exist in the 15th Century.
Second, lapdogs, or brown nosers (for a clearer term) are unrelated people who suck up to their boss or superiors.
Laen and Onlygirl are siblings, Hannah being the older and Laen being the younger. They have no other living relations that they have any permanent or friendly connection to and so are very strongly protective of each other. Not only that, but Hannah is especially protective of her younger brother because, while he looks about 20 years old, he is a full blooded elf and is therefore really closer to 12 years old in terms of development.
Finally, if you think everyone's always going to be nice to Mysterie's "princess" attitude, you are sadly mistaken. Veiled petty insults and OOC references only make intelligent gamers want to hurl, and if you had checked my profile, you might have noticed a few things in that regard and others. The people who LIKE your type of RP are juvenile and are really only out for a cyber.
You want people to let you play out your RP? Find another way to do it than meeting their first hello with insults. Also, when you refer to OOC stuff (sparkling is a completely transparent reference to popular vampire flicks enjoyed by teeny boppers and cartoon pixies that make children fly, and yellow brick roads have talking animals and munchkins, not Elven folk) make sure you are connecting the right references with the right things.
Put a little more thought into your RP,
The player behind Laenatar Y'all be warned; I dare to play as I wish! And I'm out to get lots of cybering going on. BRING ME THE ORGIES! - Anwer wrote:
- Dear player of Laenetar,
In regards of your letter, I will work the points down
1st : I did not make a movie reference, you should be with Bertie for this.
2nd : Lapdog: English definition of “lapdog” lapdog noun [C] (PERSON) /ˈlæp.dɒɡ/ US /-dɑːɡ/ disapproving › someone who is willing to do anything that a more important person tells them to do.
Reference; Cambridge Dictionary. As you can see there is no conclusive description in terms of ruling out siblings being lapdogs.
3rd: Sparkles/glitters date back to long before the era of RK's set up. About 30000 years from where we are this day (2014) even.
May I add that your 'The people who LIKE your type of RP are juvenile and are really only out for a cyber.' comment borders eerily close on calling me a pedophile predator. As mother of a 19 months old girl this is not something I take lightly and it edges close on slander one can be arrested for should I decide to press charges. Then again, I would be seriously offended if it came from someone that can begin to comprehend that this game is a 'real life based' role playing medium, in which only the Weald is designed for creatures other than human-beings. Secfenia is the place to RP about mythical creatures.
Then again, who am I as a player to tell you you can not RP who or what you want? Exactly, no one. You play the game as you deem fit, as do I. If my character is a rude Princess that welcomes people with a verbal slap to the face, this is my choice. Not yours. As I explained to Onlygirl, Myst comes from a protected environment, Elves and Fairies are mythical creatures she's only read about in books. Feel free to educate her, but don't expect her attitude to mellow down; especially not when encountering a creature that she believed to be fake.
Get your facts straight before calling someone out and don't turn into a hypocrite imbecile that tells others to play in a different fashion. You seem somewhat more intelligent than to lower yourself to that level.
TPB Mysterie. | |
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Roby Lambourne Citizen
Posts : 284 Join date : 2013-09-30
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:20 am | |
| Full blooded elf? What game (or drug) are they on? You tell them hobbit fiddlers who's boss!
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Bekah Noble
Posts : 3343 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 52
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Blacksmith
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:23 am | |
| Nice one Myst. As for them being 'elves' that makes me laugh. Elves are fictional characters and for their characters to believe themselves to be elves makes them delusional and unbalanced from the off. The fact that the players themselves can't see the difference is odd to say the least. | |
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Berteraymo Commoner
Posts : 109 Join date : 2013-09-10 Age : 48
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Butcher
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:50 am | |
| They have been playing as elves for a long time. It's fun to make fun of their funny ears while in the tavern with them. | |
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Terrasophia Squire
Posts : 909 Join date : 2011-07-26 Age : 46
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:16 am | |
| Yeah, mods should not be allowing this outside of the Weald: - Laenatar wrote:
- A handsome young Elf walks to centre stage. Taking a bow that ends with a fancy flourish he begins his part of the show, letting his smooth voice carry over the crowd.
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Ritaa Commoner
Posts : 150 Join date : 2014-01-03 Age : 29
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:23 am | |
| - Roby Lambourne wrote:
- Full blooded elf? What game (or drug) are they on? You tell them hobbit fiddlers who's boss!
^ This Did he really correct your sparkle reference? "Elves don't sparkle, vampires do!" Hey Laenatar, guess what? They both don't exist Waw | |
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Zukran Commoner
Posts : 189 Join date : 2012-03-01
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:31 am | |
| Perhaps if they are so certain they are elves we should at least perform a 100% fool-proof scientific test. Everyone's favourite scientific test of floating or sinking. We simply throw said individual who believes they are an elf into the lake [attached by rope to a large weight] and if they sink and drown then they are human. If however they manage to float, then they are clearly elves - and since we already have one magical being on this island of the leprechaun we will then proceed to burn the elves in order to keep our national pride in tact.
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Terrasophia Squire
Posts : 909 Join date : 2011-07-26 Age : 46
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:52 am | |
| https://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g?t=2m30s Very small rocks! | |
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Morgan.le.Fay Citizen
Posts : 385 Join date : 2013-06-30
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: None
| Subject: Re: Funny Crap Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:04 pm | |
| Best captcha ever: | |
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