Scotland Drinking Champions

The St. Patrick’s Day drinking contest results are in. The heaviest drinkers in Scotland are two Irish criminals!   





Our alcoholic domination would not have been possible without Anto beer bombing the ever loving shit out of us in his tavern. Many thanks, you peach of a man! Thanks also goes to Francesca for being the woman to put us at the exact count of 666.   

Additional thanks to others who came in during the weekend and tossed a few drinks our way! Your company and your generosity were much enjoyed! The tavern doors were revolving during the course of the weekend, and in a move in which life echos art, both Toasti and Jen happened to be imbibing.    Because of this, specific names are slightly hazy. But I do know Roxxane, Terrasophia, and Zeakman definitely had a hand in obliterating our livers.

Lastly, I want to thank Ives for being a world class drinking partner and truly awesome friend. I meant the mushy shit I said in the tavern. I won’t repeat it here because we have reputations to uphold.

So for the next 6 days or so, if anyone is looking for Ives or I, we will be the ones passed out on a park bench somewhere, completely hungover.   

Haha sounds like fun! Congrats!

Yay! Make me a proud son Toastbitch!

Go Toasti Go!

Drunken Irish in Scotland?  There has to be a joke in there somewhere  Well done Toasti and Ives, you do us proud.

Congratulations!!

Right on! congratz you all!

I'm still shitfaced   

Me too , and still have'n fun   

Well done guys!!

Is anyone else still drunk from this? I still show no signs of sobering up, even a little.

Yes Hespera. I am still "plastered", still have negative stats. I would have thought the "plastered" would have decreased over the days.