Anything Intellectual/ Nerdy...

Heisenberg may, or may not, rule, OK.

Vitamin C is a very fragile thing and tends to degrade very rapidly in the presence of light or heat. The fresher your food is the more Vitamin C it will contain, even raw meat contains sources of Vitamin C and it is one of the reasons that people in cold climates avoid getting scurvy * Inuits eat raw seal meat among other things* Pasteurization totally destroys Vitamin C so just about any fruit juice that has been pasteurized has had synthetic vitamin C added to it before bottling.


The more you know.....

I feel Zakku staring intensely at me with every post.

Fractals fascinate me.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/rowntree-idealism-lives-on-in-new-model-village-1104189.html

Thats Rick Wakeman playing the piano on Bowie's Life of Mars, you know.

Boris wrote:

Heisenberg may, or may not, rule, OK.

I just downloaded the third series of this shit. I love it.

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I'm a big star trek fan to be fair, and stargate. Nowt to be ashamed of there.

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The worlds lowest street legal car is only nineteen inches high and is called the flatmobile. I saw it yesterday and it is brilliant - does great time on the track too (this may not be nerdy or interesting, but I wanted to share it anyway lol)



Before you ask, yes that is a dining table next to it. That dining table did 89 mph on the track - was a sight to see haha

that is one crazy ass car I gotta say.


Did you know that baby carrots are not actually baby carrots they just take big carrots and mill them down into those silly small nubs and charge extra for their troubles

Thats the same as the pips in Raspberry jam. They're not acual pips, just shaped pieces of wood. Yurch.

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http://documentaryheaven.com/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pIYI5JQLE&NR=1

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Yeah Sagan was a very famous scientist late 70's and The Simpson's kinda cameo'd him. I love Feynmann's dead rough n ready genius though.

The flatmobile is totally street legal Mel so when they drive it they are lying back a bit but you can see the head of the driver. The funny thing is, they drove over the Severn bridge and didn't pay the toll because the car fitted under the barrier As for the Table, yes, everything is fixed on, including the "stig" the driver actually sits under the turkey. I saw Wind Up there too Before anyone asks, yes I am a petrolhead





And Carl Sagan (this is from the top of my head) was an astrophysicist. He was a major player in the technology and research behind the Huygens/Cassini probe. and odd little factoid that I know because I wrote a paper about it two years before the probe reached Titan as I had to argue about the possibility of extra-terrestrial life and exo-planets. They thought (and think it even more now) that it is possible Titan could support rudimentary life. Too bad Sagan died before he could see the data stream from the probe.

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http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=41

http://www.thesimplerlife.net/2009/12/14/14-links-to-make-you-a-more-intelligent-persons/

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Planck Monkeys
Give a monkey a typewriter, and if you wait long enough it will type out the Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

This is the infinite monkey theorem.

I've been thinking about how much monkey typing is needed, and decided to do some tests. I acquired a small gedanken monkey that can type randomly at 48wpm (4 keystrokes per second) without stopping for food or rest. I gave my monkey a small typewriter with 26 letter keys (capitals only) and a space bar five times as big as the others, and (forgiving soul that I am) excused it from any punctuation. I wanted to see if he would type the word MONKEY at some point over the next 5 years.

In fact, he did, and it was hidden away like this: "... SJKBV SDG FMMONKEYP SRGH DKAFJI ..." near the bottom of page 230 of volume 798 of a thousand volumes of monkeyprint. I have built a library to hold these volumes for the benefit of future generations.

To clarify my "it is likely": the probability of the word appearing in 5 years is about one half. So I was lucky: it's 50:50 whether the word MONKEY would be found at all.

I decide to raise the bar to MONKEY WANT BANANA. (If my monkey had typed this, I would have fed it. But it didn't, did it.)

Monkeys have been around for about 50 million years. What if I had acquired all the monkeys in the world from the very start of monkeys, and had them type continuously at 48wpm for 50 million years? If anyone can help me with how many monkeys there are and have been over the last 50 million years, please let me know. I'm going to suggest 10 billion, on average. They would have produced a hundred thousand trillion tons of monkeyprint by now. Might they have managed a MONKEY WANT BANANA? Yes: the probability that one of them would have done it is an impressive 89.5%.

This is promising. Now, what if the universe was filled with tiny monkeys right back to the Big Bang, typing as fast as possible until now?

So, how tiny? One per atom? That would be good. And how fast can they type? A billion keystrokes per second? Now we’re talking! We have a 98% chance of one of them managing a SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMERS DAY THOU ART MORE LOVELY AND MORE TEMPERATE. 98% is good! But add one more word, and the probability of one of them knocking that out drops to one in fifty million, which is not so good.

I have to make my monkeys smaller! One per atom is not very many, as most of the universe is intergalactic space with less than one atom of matter per cubic metre. There should be more monkeys than this. I shrink the monkey until it occupies the smallest possible space there is. Quantum gravity physics tells us that there is a smallest possible distance, known as the 'Planck length'. So of course I want to use this.

If you were to try to examine anything on a smaller scale than the Planck scale, the sheer effort required to do the examining would be so great that you’d create a tiny black hole there, bigger than the size of the thing you were trying to see. (The black hole would vanish very quickly as soon as you stopped looking.) The same thing would happen if you tried to chop anything into smaller pieces than the Planck length – you’d make a black hole and end up with bigger things than you started with. In fact, nothing can happen on a smaller scale than this – at least, not without radically altering the laws of physics so much that you would all but obliterate any meaning in the word 'smaller'. Experimentally, no-one has come anywhere near getting there, which is probably just as well.

As well as being the size limit on smallness, the Planck length is the fundamental unit of distance – the only one that is not made up with reference to anything else, as are metres and miles and the like. This elegance and purity makes it very important in physics.

I can't see it catching on though – it's way too silly. You wouldn't really want to measure your inside leg in Planck lengths. One Planck length is a hundred billion billion times smaller than the distance across a proton, which is a tiny speck of a thing that sits at the very centre of a hydrogen atom (the smallest atom).

Back to the monkeys.

I’m going to divide the universe into Planck-sized regions, and put a monkey in each one. You will ask what the monkey is made of, when nothing can be smaller than the Planck scale, and I will say that it is not made of anything – it is a single, fundamental monkey particle. One in every Planck sized region of space. These regions are very small – there will be nearly as many monkeys inside the space occupied by a single atom as there are atoms in the universe. And there will be monkeys in the spaces not occupied by atoms too.

And they will type faster. How fast can a thing happen? Just as there is a shortest possible distance, there is a shortest possible time, and it’s called the Planck time. The Planck time is how long it would take you to cover one Planck length if you travelled at the speed of light.

My monkeys will type at a rate of one keystroke per Planck time.

They will type so fast because the energy required to confine a monkey to such a small region will make the monkey extraordinarily hot.

You will ask what the typewriter is made of, and I will say it is not separate from the monkey: typing is what a monkey particle does. (I don’t know what happens to the letters that the monkeys type. There is no room for them or anything else, as the cosmos is jam-packed with hot monkey particles. But I’m not going to let this stop me.)

So, from the Big Bang, with a monkey in every last tiniest unit of space possible, typing at the fastest speed there is, for the entire history of the growing Universe, and do we have a deal?

Yes! The first four lines of the sonnet “SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMERS DAY THOU ART MORE LOVELY AND MORE TEMPERATE ROUGH WINDS DO SHAKE THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY AND SUMMERS LEASE HATH ALL TOO SHORT A DATE” will be knocked out somewhere in the cosmos several times a second!

This is good! In fact, every few dozen thousand years, it’ll come together with the next word – SOMETIME – to boot. Will we ever get the next two words (SOMETIME TOO)? We might be lucky – there’s something like a one in three chance in the age of the universe.

So there we are. One in three. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, from the Monkeys of the Cosmos, four lines and two words of a sonnet!

...FOESZH GIMCED GHN ASIO AKHPS WRSHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMERS DAY THOU ART MORE LOVELY AND MORE TEMPERATE ROUGH WINDS DO SHAKE THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY AND SUMMERS LEASE HATH ALL TOO SHORT A DATE SOMETIME TOOSFB L FPGPAAO XUN WVIKGXWS TX FSAOL PABK...

I don't know about you, but I think that's rather impressive.

If you want the Complete Works, as the theorem says, you'll have to wait.