Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:38 pm
uhoh, Roxy did you break something in Laighean?
ETA: Just kidding (I hope)
Aish Serf
Posts : 11 Join date : 2011-05-29 Age : 67
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:13 am
I can't tell you if she's there. I hopped on a ship so our bunch can get home to vote. Still waiting on two people who no doubt would have boarded had it not been a long ass reset.....
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:33 pm
The best version of 50 Shades of Grey yet:
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!
Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:45 pm
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:22 pm
Nothing funny for a month? Well read this:
https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
And I confess, I have started to enjoy trolling people like this. There is nothing more funny than to say peace and love to someone who has just posted "I'M NOT FUCKING AGGRESSIVE!!!1111!"
Sure pal, sure.
anto_capone Royal
Posts : 16478 Join date : 2010-09-11 Age : 44 Location : Che cazzo fai?
Character sheet DDO character: Ranger RK Profession: Blacksmith
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:46 am