[Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...

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Yo mamma's so fat that she's omnipresent. There, I said it!

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:26 am

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.

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Yo mamma's so dirty she doesn't need clothes, the layers of dirt are enough.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:23 pm

Wow!

That was quite the back-and-forth!

Do you all want to go a couple more rounds since you're on a roll, or stop there?

R

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I'm liking this too much, I vote for a couple more. What do you say, Luffy?

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:13 am

Looks like Luffy got stumped!

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:15 am

My bad! I was giving a dramatic pause so the awesome of my insults could settle in.

Here is another...be one with the insult, Cad-my-man! Here is a Pirate one for you Smile

Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo mamma's so ugly that your father chose to make you by in vitro fertilization.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:42 am

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

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Yo momma's so dirty that people confuse her with a meteor when she skydives.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:06 pm

Yo mama is twice the man you are!

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Yo mamma's so manly she is also your father.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:33 am

Touche!

Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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Yo mamma's so dirty that it took 3 days to clean you of all the dirt when you were born.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:48 pm

omg the crabs fresh LMFAO!! You two are cracking me up lol

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:34 am

so fat that her ass has it's own starbucks

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:50 am

LOL!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family".

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Yo momma's so fat that, if she made a liposuction, we would be able to make a scale model of London with all the fat.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:27 am

LAME!

Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

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Yo mamma's so fat she is candidate a new mascot of Michelin.

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:53 pm

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:35 pm

Ahlia... Wow Shocked

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:20 am

Sorry Cadman - but I'm picking Luffy as the winner! The crabs joke was the top joke, but best surprising joke was Ahlia's. I liked both of your spirits/jokes!!!!

R

Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:22 am

Wooohooo! Ahlia....that was epic!

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Epic? I'd say mindblowing!

On another note, this has been a fun joke duel, you are The Man, Luffy.

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