Subject: Meerkat Can Go Fuck Himself Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:18 pm
Hey, so there's a rightly silly RP me and Elizza have going on in the Glen that a few of you may have seen, and Meerkat edited my latest post claiming that, "Talking about sitting on faces is too sexual for the forums." (There were two mentions of David having a facesitting fetish, both were very light, if you're interested here's the original post)
Spoiler:
My Piratical Plunderbunny,
It has been some time since I wrote you. The reason behind this is I haven't been thinking of you at all. It was odd, I actually seemed to have forgot I was married, but never fear, I didn't find myself in any strangers beds. Only people I am good friends with. (I'll leave you to figure out if I'm joking or not.) However, I was sitting in a pub here in Holland. Seedy place on the road between Heusden and Utrecht, and I find this band of punks that claimed to, "Dread Naught." Weird bunch, but they played some smashing tunes, and their singer recited one lyric that made me think of you.
I don't want you on my conscience, I want you on my face.
I would explain the context of that lyric, but as I am sure we can both agree, context ruins humor. However, the thing that this made me think of, was not the idea of me never thinking about you unless we're about to get jiggy, but it got me to think of something more than that. Things like spanking and fish feel good from any woman, but you are the only woman I have ever asked to sit on my face. There are things you can do to me that no other will ever know the strangeness of. Unless either of us tell them, but let's face it, few people actually believe the weird tales we tell of our adventures. The cross-dressing, the fish, the things like that people believe, as they should, but when we tell them about what I did to the goat, they assume that's just a story.
And so I acknowledge, and I advise you to keep this letter because I'll never say it again, that I love you in an emotional way. I always describe my feelings towards you as a, "Love of lust" but I am now truly acknowledging it as something. What that something is, I can't say. All I know is there is no other woman in the world I hate so much that I would spend thousands of pounds on just to make her feel bad by making a beautiful ship for her and sinking it before her very own eyes eyes. There is no woman I hate so much that in all of my letters I would do my best to make her feel bad about herself. There is no woman I hate so much that I would be completely open about the fact that I'm an unfaithful peace of crap. In all my past relationships I was quite the gentleman, tried my best not to ruin what I had, but with you I don't care about ruining anything. I don't fear of ruining anything. This is why I love you. No matter how vile I am, you can return the poison with added potency! Truly, you are perfect for me, because not only am I allowed to be the horrible person I am, but I am encouraged to be so!
So yes, I really do love you, Dave
P.S. You're not going to divorce me right? I want to one hundred percent make sure our jokes of divorce are just jokes before I return to making a fool out of myself.
Oddly he decided to only remove one of the two mentions of facesitting. At this point I'm a bit upset with him. I mentioned a fetish, but I've been dropping weird shit that David is into everywhere. I have talked about making love to goats, and that's fine, but when I talk about somebody putting their but on David's face that's crossing a line?
Normally I would take this and just go on, but Meerkat really likes editing the tiniest mentions of anything inappropriate out of my posts and none of the other mods do it, because I make sure to be as indirect as possible. I use a euphemism for everything, and Meerkat is the only person that has a problem with this.
For the last year I have only received five messages from moderators about my content on the forums, four from Meerkat, and one from Penguin. Want to know what Penguin's was about? People talking OOC in an RP thread I created ages ago and have since abandoned. He was informing me that my thread was being cleaned.
Meerkat is the only moderator that ever has a problem with my posts. So I'm wondering where I can find which forums he doesn't moderate so I can get the Odd Couple and another RP of mine he moderates moved to somewhere that's none of his business.
Thanks for listening to my rant and hopefully thank you for any information on where is safe from this stupid mod <3
Oh, and Meerkat doesn't need to go and fuck himself like the title says, I just like being able to fucking curse in a forum.
anto_capone Royal
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Subject: Re: Meerkat Can Go Fuck Himself Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:39 pm
Hey, is it ok if I move this thread to the RK section?
Subject: Re: Meerkat Can Go Fuck Himself Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:37 pm
Sure thang
Trinity Noble
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Subject: Re: Meerkat Can Go Fuck Himself Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:56 pm
TBH, the whole thing's a bit sexual just a bit ^^ and didn't see any 'euphemism' used to indirectly compare the 'face sitting' LOL! just saying...
Honestly it just depends on the game and the Mod. Some things may come off more crude to someone than for the next person. I've had experience with both being overly moderated as a player (not just rk, was banned once for using 'lmao' ) and scorned as a mod, although was always about the fine line of ooc related posts, stupid bullshit. Personally, I don't like anyone touching my rp posts, period. Prefer to be sent a message and edit myself for 'approval'. Which also let's me know what kind of mod/person I'm dealing with on the flip side. Whether they're just being a snotty prick or genuinely concerned about the content and the direction of a thread for better or worse.
Have to say tho, over the years moderation in the english realms on rk has gotten more laid back compared to what they used to be and way better than most other games, but there is the occasional mod that gets out of hand.
If at any time you feel you're being singled out remember that you can go above a mod's head to their mod and so on. Sometimes it helps getting more than one opinion from the flip side. It's really up to you and how you feel about it.
Subject: Re: Meerkat Can Go Fuck Himself Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:15 pm
TBH, when I was a Mod on RK, I would have asked for an edit regarding the face sitting - it is too explicit for RK forums. A lot of mods may appear prudish but you may find that they are only trying their best to keep the PG 13 aspect of the RK forums in hand, even if they are capable of writing quite racy prose themselves. For example, you would be very surprised to see how naughty {Badger} can be
Also if you are posting in RK General (so London Commons, religious forums, Glen or Weald) then {Meerkat} is Head Mod and will be the one most likely to spot when you happen to slip over that very fine line.
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just a bit ^^ and didn't see any 'euphemism' used to indirectly compare the 'face sitting' LOL! just saying...
) and scorned as a mod, although was always about the fine line of ooc related posts, stupid bullshit. Personally, I don't like anyone touching my rp posts, period. Prefer to be sent a message and edit myself for 'approval'. Which also let's me know what kind of mod/person I'm dealing with on the flip side. Whether they're just being a snotty prick or genuinely concerned about the content and the direction of a thread for better or worse. 
