Funny English Crap

Someone is butt-hurt in England...

Arckangels wrote:

Durring the day the dark angel that was mourring in the egremont port was attack and sink by nngo ship.

No offense were done to these poeples by is captain or any members of it's crew.

By these actions let it be know to all that this is has been perceved by it's owner Arckangels has an act of war and piracy against is person.

A compensation of 5000 pounds is to be restituted to me Arckangels by nngo and or fury associate for the lost that i have received.

Untill that amount is pay to the fullest i will

SUMMERLY EXECUTED AND KILL ALL NNGO AND FURY POEPLES THAT WILL CROSS MY ARMY PATH.

so to the poeples traveling make sure THAT YOU DO NOT TRAVEL WHIT ONE OF THEMS or you will also be kill.

This is now a personal vendetta it will only stop wen the compensation will be restitute for my lost any action taken against me whitout any provocation will also be consider has Hostile and will be act uppon at my own discretion.

And like the typical English fool, he doesn't know who is/isn't NNGO. This could be festive.

I love it. He is going to kill all of us (he's not sure who that would be--pesky details).....just as soon as he has a boat again.


Also: Someone is butt-hurt in England? In other news, Water is Wet. LMAO!

Nivera wrote:

One tear ran down the petite woman's face. She did not move until the Fish Slapper was burned to the waterline, now much higher than early this morning.

Before today, she held no personal grief for Anto Capone beyond duty. Now her heart was cold. Her beloved Mythrind had near died in action in France once when Anto was loyal English. Now Anto took her memory of Myth for.... Nothing. For nothing.

He had the advantage today.

Today would not last long.

It only continues to get funnier....
however since I am there right now, I think i might post a few things and see if i can get some hilarious responces from people.
The only bad news out of all of this is that I am trapped in the Country for a longer duration

Why hello! Nice to see another Tudor around our forums

English are so good at the drama queen thing. Well, I guess everyone's got to be good at something.

Dainty little english in their houses made of crystal and fine china

Mikhaila wrote:

Why hello! Nice to see another Tudor around our forums

Thanks , it is great to finally be here.

Anto_Capone wrote:

English are so good at the drama queen thing. Well, I guess everyone's got to be good at something.

Now I'll have you know that the English are good at many a thing....be it Complaining, Being hypocritical, failing to act in a logical manner, fighting over pointless things, whining when things don’t go there way despite it’s their fault it went that way. So I would kindly ask that you do not discredit us English folk

Tell him he can collect the 5k in Port Lairge, sincerely, Daubigny

Zukran wrote:

Anto_Capone wrote:

English are so good at the drama queen thing. Well, I guess everyone's got to be good at something.

Now I'll have you know that the English are good at many a thing....be it Complaining, Being hypocritical, failing to act in a logical manner, fighting over pointless things, whining when things don’t go there way despite it’s their fault it went that way. So I would kindly ask that you do not discredit us English folk

i lol'd

+1

Zukran wrote:

Now I'll have you know that the English are good at many a thing....be it Complaining, Being hypocritical, failing to act in a logical manner, fighting over pointless things, whining when things don’t go there way despite it’s their fault it went that way.

HAHAHAHA this had me giggling my butt off! So true! I <3 the English, they are always fun to stab!

Aayla wrote:

Zukran wrote:

Now I'll have you know that the English are good at many a thing....be it Complaining, Being hypocritical, failing to act in a logical manner, fighting over pointless things, whining when things don’t go there way despite it’s their fault it went that way.

HAHAHAHA this had me giggling my butt off! So true! I <3 the English, they are always fun to stab!

Awww, but I'm English, admitidly it was not exactly by choice, and I want to leave, but does that mean you still have to stab me?

Mikcael wrote:

Well for knowing my brother i dont think he reelly care about the money and he know that they wont pay. Has for is lost is more in england doing nothing.

And sire if poeples are studio enough to go in a travelling group whith them then yes they should ne kill has well. If they do not want yo be kill they just have to chose a better compagnie.

Oops? I think I made some folks angry over this....ahh well....

Zukran wrote:

Awww, but I'm English, admitidly it was not exactly by choice, and I want to leave, but does that mean you still have to stab me?

Don't take it personally, I stab everyone, just ask... uh... everyone!

Aayla wrote:

Don't take it personally, I stab everyone, just ask... uh... everyone!

I won't provided you buy me a drink afterwards?

lol zukran, nice to meet ya anyways. looks like you got some fans

--Mad_Antitryant wrote:

GRRRRRRRR! GRRRR!

ANTI TYRANT MAD! WHY IS ANTI TYRANT MAD?!? BECAUSE... BECAUSE! ZUKRAN BANESHIELD TUDOR IS A TRAITOR AND SHOULD BE BEHEADED AND IS PART OF THE NNGO!

england is filled to the brim with idiots like quoted above. tards all.

People who use caps like that are tards universally, it's not even an england thing.
God I hate these people.

What'd Zukran do? LOL

Not all the english are bad, just the breathing ones.

*falls over laughing* These guys crack me up! Truly! They don't even know who is NNGO and who is not! It. is. Awesome.

Just because I post here I've gotten quite a few accusations during my 2 month tour of England.

Well what do expect of stalkers? If they are here to see who is NNGO they have far too much time on their hands. I just find it hilarious that so many think NNGO is worth stalking. They truly do fear us.

Yea, they look at this forum and determine NNGO from it, its their great intel.

Flex ur muscles!

But if I find my ass in jail cause of you guys... spare a few coin for bail? Im flat broke. I just got into Galloway.

*laughs* Well if your concerned about being viewed as NNGO, two words. Don't post