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Um yeah. Cat guts. Definitely not smexy.

Elois wrote:

Not really. LMAO. Smelly is not sexy.


But...


New study shows, fat men are better in bed.

I didnt realise i said smelly is sexy xD

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A recent study out of Turkey concluded that overweight men with obvious bellies last longer in bed than their thinner counterparts.

Probably cause its so bad it feels like it goes on forever

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A recent study out of Turkey concluded that overweight men with obvious bellies last longer in bed than their thinner counterparts.

Well at least that is one way they are getting exercise.

Just have to say...Aidan your banner >.>

Aalish wrote:

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A recent study out of Turkey concluded that overweight men with obvious bellies last longer in bed than their thinner counterparts.

Well at least that is one way they are getting exercise.

I note it says they last longer, not that they are any better. I will take quality over quantity any day.

Are we talking muscly fat? Or marshmallow fat? The gone to seed former hockey players are short on conversation topics (go Leafs! -- sorry, Canadian law makes that mandatory) but can be frisky.

*poof*

Mm Just wanna see how my banner looks like

Don't want it to look too weird with the forums colours

Misery Peak !!!

Yeah!!! Am I the only one who love that quest

Its great.

g2g superclean -.- not coz of religious purposes LOL just...

>.< am gonna be 3 soon sucha fuckin old pixie

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Elois wrote:

Heh. On another forum I post on there is an Omegle topic (which is much like chatroulette) desinged for winding people up on there. Some gems (all from one guy, a genius):

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You: -_ You are connecting with an Omegle Chat Operator. Please wait a few moments while we connect you _ -
You: -_Connected_-
You: Hello Stranger! I am Dave, one of the Omegle Chat Staff, is there anything I can help you with?
Stranger: woww
Stranger: is this for real? are you really working omegle?
You: Yes I am, there's a group of us who regulate the Omegle chats after security concerns were raised several months ago.
You: Have you heard of chatroulette?
Stranger: lol yah of course
You: Well, this is why we are here. It's become a risk to allow all chats to go unsupervised, we just can't be sure the content and direction of the chats are safe.
Stranger: that makes sense actually. alot of weirdos here
Stranger: not as bad as the other place but still
You: Is English your first language?
Stranger: no no but i think i speak very well
You: Have you had any problems or issues with any recent conversations?
Stranger: yes! I had a racist guy abuse me for about 5 mins
You: May I ask when this was, I can bring up the log and ban his IP Address so he can not make that mistake again.
Stranger: awesome!!!! i think it was about 2 nights ago maybe
You: Okay, I'm going to bring up the chat and review it now.
Stranger: i told him i would have the last laugh hahaa
You: Okay, I have seen the chat, and have banned him as a consequence, please bare with me.
Stranger: no problems man thanks for all of this too
You: I've just checked a few of your older chats, it appears you aren't that innocent either.
Stranger: what?!!? when?! no i never do bad on here
You: I can see you've called yourself John in many of these chats, we do not encourage or allow users to post links to pornographic content, or insulting minorities
Stranger: wow! no please listen you got it all wrong here, im minority
Stranger: my names not john though and i never done any of that i swear it
You: John, I can see your chats as clear as day, you can't complain of racism one day, then insult an entire continent the next.
Stranger: no no i dont even know what that is!!
Stranger: he was the racist not me, i just said i would laugh is all
You: Not laughing now though are you John?
Stranger: not anymore no
You: John, by Omegles rules I have to report your IP Address to both your ISP and the ISPACT (Internet Security Protocols & Anonymous Counter-Threat)
Stranger: wait wait wait please i dont know what these means
You: This means your recent activity on Omegle and your internet in general will come under review. Your ISP will build a case, and if ISPACT act on it, then you will be in severe trouble with the law.
Stranger: honestly please i only mess around on here a little bit, cyber and insults is all
Stranger: i have never in my life sent pornographic stuff, and im not a racist please dont do this
You: John, why should I believe you? You couldn't even admit this is your name.
Stranger: i admit it i do. its john alright
You: Alright John. I'm going to put you on a probation period.
Stranger: what does this mean for me
You: This means all of your internet usage will be under temporary review, this doesn't just mean Omegle, but everything.
Stranger: oh my god why is this happening
You: I strongly recommend you stay off the porn sites, as I can see you use them alot, and focus on contributing something sensible to the internet.
You: Do I have your word?
Stranger: you do, you do. word. its not me who uses the porn stuff, my sister also uses computer so i dont know
Stranger: i will contribute just please dont do anything
You: This is your last warning John, okay?
Stranger: yes i am sorry, no more!
You: No more.
Stranger: no.
You: I'll be watching you John. Now get out of here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hello, and good afternoon.
Stranger: howdy
You: I'm going to hazard a guess here. Are you American?
Stranger: ha! well yes I am!
Stranger: how did you know
Stranger: ??
You: The howdy bit gave it away, after all, that is all you said....
Stranger: oops that was a bit dim
You: I'm from England by the way, have you ever made the trip?
Stranger: Oh cool! no I never have but I got friends over there and some extended family
You: That's cool, you should come over some time, we have a lot of attractions these days.
You: Several of my American friends keep coming back for more, they say it's unbeatable.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how come?
You: Take our Corn Dogs for instance. This is a hot dog, fried in corn and presented on a stick. Prepostourous but that's England for you. Or Tivo. American's can't get enough of Tivo over here.
Stranger: im not sure you have that right
You: And of course there's Disney Land London. The home of Disney.
Stranger: you got a disney london?!
Stranger: we started that though, Walt Disney was from America.
You: Then of course we manufacture some of the best cars, i.e Ford.
Stranger: thats wrong buddy.
Stranger: are you being for real here?
You: I've never been much of a rugby fan, but we have the London Red Sox and the Manchester Bulls etc, and the Statue of Ability, and Las Wrexham.
Stranger: i dont believe you
Stranger: i know rugby teams dont have American BASEBALL names though
You: Shut up you gimp. I don't need to take history lessons from you tea drinkers.
Stranger: fuck you we dont drink tea
You: And your crumpets....Can I have a Scon please sir. Talking all posh.
Stranger: its the wrong way round dude
Stranger: your an idiot
You: You are breaking my 4th amendment rights.
Stranger: YOU DONT HAVE AMENDMENTS
You: No, I may not. But we still have our Declaration of Independence.
Stranger: im going to leave dude
You: Wait. Please wait just for one more minute.
Stranger: this is stupid
You: What about homegrown talent?
Stranger: what about it
You: Have you heard of an upcoming movie star from Peckham, called Nic Cage?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hey, hows it bro?
Stranger: hows it what?
You: hows it brew?
Stranger: speak english
You: Oh, English?
You: (Slowly) HOWS IT BRAH?
Stranger: who the fuck says hows it?
You: It's good bro, very good!
Stranger: i wasnt asking how you were
Stranger: fucking hell
You: Hell fire brew, scorches the skin bro, I know about it man.
Stranger: i have no idea what you are talking about
You: Let me tell you something bro,
You: Three years ago I met a girl, she was stunning bro.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: and?
Stranger: hello??? and what?
You: Oh that's it bro, she was a stunner! Three years ago it was!
Stranger: you just repeated the entire story again
You: Yah bro, stunner.
Stranger: stop saying that
You: I can't help it bro, she was amazing.
Stranger: cant you describe her as anything else but stunning?
Stranger: well?
You: Sorry bro, just asking my wife hows it.
Stranger: for fucks sake
You: She's good bro, thanks for asking.
Stranger: where did i ask anything?!
You: She was stunning bro. Blonde hair, very small figure brew, longish hair, on her head.
Stranger: whats the difference between brew and bro?
You: Nothing Brah.
Stranger: thats it? wasnt there more to her then blonge hair, a figure and hair?
You: She had brown eyes bro, big koalas and a tight jubbly
Stranger: koalas = titties?
You: Bro, that's offensive
Stranger: jesus christ how is that offensive
Stranger: what was the point of the story dude?
Stranger: ???
You: I'm a slow typer bro.
Stranger: yeah i guessed that since we been talking for about 15 minutes
You: And you know the one thing about her brew? That made her different to all the other women?
Stranger: what
You: She was a fish bro!!!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what do you mean a fish?
You: She had no legs bro, they were fish legs!!
You: I don't think you have a word for it.
Stranger: a fucking mermaid?
Stranger: i waited all that time for you to tell me about a fucking mermaid
Stranger: i dont even believe that shit
You: Oh it wasn't real bro. I was watching a movie.
Stranger: are you fucking kidding me
Stranger: wait. you said you met her though?
You: No bro, I met her on dvd.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not even the best ones, but it's all gold.

lol Mick

My first chat on Omegle was from someone looking for help with his math assignment.

omg ive heard so much from chatroulette in thet past week, wtf xD

So much so i went on it, so many old men masturbating, even one french guy licking his lips at me.. LJS!? :O

Anywho, i found its purpose when i was linked for the first time. The amount of times you have to click next before a pork sword leaves the screen is unreal

I got one cool click haha

*poof*

My TV says Dee_snider's singing on Broadway. *flicks her Bic*

OK random... there's a dude on Rk forum, called jdw? lol that's my fav pub here, jd wetherspoons =] great food, desserts...

procrastination but just realised, thinking hang on a minute =S

Pickles .... covered in chocolate....


This sounds good to me right now, I seriously need help!


ROFL

Devin's avatar is on ABC right now. Whoo, shake those hips!

CMA Awards FTW

*loves a nice looking pair of jeans*