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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyMon Dec 12, 2011 3:39 pm

Alas . . . it was good while it lasted Sad

And yeah, no rhyme or rhythm to what Flaith does.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyMon Dec 12, 2011 5:35 pm

Lets kill them all: Wallace, Flaith and Rothar Wink

I'm up for it.

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nor on behalf of the Crown of Scotland.

Good one. I hardly can think of sane person, who nowadays would like to do anything on behal of the crown, as it means Rothar Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyMon Dec 12, 2011 6:00 pm

Like you were ever noble. *snickers*

Are you ever coming back to do some house cleaning in that blasted county? And now you have Amelia waiting for you! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyMon Dec 12, 2011 8:45 pm

What is stopping us from making our own court?

The Court of the North and we recognize our own king, the King of the North

I may be ripping off Game of Thrones but whatever could be fun to have two kings Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyMon Dec 12, 2011 8:53 pm

Angeljoy25 wrote:
Like you were ever noble. *snickers*

Are you ever coming back to do some house cleaning in that blasted county? And now you have Amelia waiting for you! Very Happy

Ah... what? Shocked

Pretty sure there are procedures and such in the Lyon Court that he is meant to follow. He has said he is going to remove all the Lyon Court rules and such and rewrite everything. That, stupid Wallace, is the rules that have been broken. It wreaks of corruption for him to just overturn everything and start again because he feels like being spiteful towards Leah; who else could this be towards but her? Regarding titles, it was he, Flaith, who ennobled Lance and Andy during his last stint as Lyon, so in saying he is working to remove the past corruption, he is calling himself corrupt? Amusing.

Regarding coming back, we're building the first, Romain's carrack, of three ships, currently. It took a long time to get the Spanish to actually agree with us. Luckily we have a good friend here, Brukita, who is now HM and persuaded them to get along with us. The latest Council believed we were the pirates who had taken over some capital further south, which we obviously weren't. They were uneasy about us being in large numbers in their County. But, progress is ahead, and then we'll be home! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyTue Dec 13, 2011 6:43 am

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Regarding coming back, we're building the first, Romain's carrack, of three ships, currently.

For 27k he got for selling some title ? Laughing

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We are sorry for this inconvenience, however, you are not to refer to yourself as 'Sir' Lance Dunbar from this point forward, nor are you to wear the regalia of the Order of the Crown and Mace.

What he will do if you will refuse to call yourself 'Sir' ? Smile
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Fitz_ wrote:
Angeljoy25 wrote:
Like you were ever noble. *snickers*

Are you ever coming back to do some house cleaning in that blasted county? And now you have Amelia waiting for you! Very Happy

Ah... what? Shocked


New name, old attitude, now don't dawdle, she's waiting! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyTue Dec 13, 2011 8:31 am

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We are sorry for this inconvenience, however, you are not to refer to yourself as 'Sir' Lance Dunbar from this point forward, nor are you to wear the regalia of the Order of the Crown and Mace.

What he will do if you will refuse to call yourself 'Sir' ? Smile[/quote]

I told him I'm still keeping them as an RP thing . . . but you can see how often I actually use them Razz.

I think he's just going to use it to try and block me at certain things. I have a feeling it was him, Wallace, or Rothar that contacted Spain and was causing me so many problems. Wouldn't surprise me if he tries to have me prosecuted when I return home. There is going to be some purging, Spanish Inquisition style when I get back to Galloway Laughing.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyTue Dec 13, 2011 10:56 pm

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Regarding coming back, we're building the first, Romain's carrack, of three ships, currently.

For 27k he got for selling some title ? Laughing

He was on a level 4 "world-tour" of food etc. when he got sunk by people using a cheat, so he got refunded all he had purchased and had in the form of cash. I think he was thinking of quitting, but decided to build a carrack instead. He's paying a very expensive 23k for it too.
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Jaqen wrote:
Bull.

Precedent has been set in Galloway which clearly sets out that a King replacing a Lord Lyon is illegal.

"No."

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I don't have any puppets, but that doesn't fit your warped mind.

"Kitty, my adorable kitty, if you don't have puppets, how is it you are the only person in all of Scotland who was able to, not only, make contact with this thief Romain, but as well be the only person in Scotland to bring a copy of his testimony against a truly more innocent man.

Kitty in the part Romain brought, it also clearly said how great and honorable he was, but sadly, Scotland has evidence he has been selling Scottish titles... More testimony is known. Are you angry because we didn't just throw it all out there on the first demand? Don't make me pout for trying to make it more interesting."

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Flaith petitioned Galloway to destroy the Lyon Court whilst Lord Lyon, he attempted to have the Lord Lyon turned into a political position, Regent, and the institution plunged into politics. He has now cast everyone from the institute. From the institute I know one person, Leah.

"Kitty are you a weaving kitty too? You sure make a load of kitty marks and claims, providing no solid results, of production of uninhibited evidence of such. How absolutely perfect, a kitty puppet master and a weaver! I think I might just aw myself into tears!"

Moss. was going to pretty herself up all up for Jaqen today, but she heard he spoke for hours about how mean she was. Even when she did give him an entire day just for him and his whims, complimented his cuteness, flirted, even left him presents, she had even sent him a singing messenger of her hugs and kissed, and tried so very hard not to speak naughty like he has to her. In truth kitty was loosing his cuteness, and ability to keep Moss.'s attention much longer, what with his constant word games, dirty words, blaming everyone else, trying to hide the truth from her, and harshness. Could this be the end of the kitty affair? How "mean" can Moss. get if she has no interest? Was Moss. really mean, or just reflecting what is given her? Let's find out in the next episodes of the "kitty affair!"
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*crosses her eyes, and falls asleep*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyWed Dec 14, 2011 7:41 am

I am guessing Moss is Amelia?
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Who else ? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptySat Dec 24, 2011 12:24 am

Rothar.i wrote:
I would like to wish all of you on behalf of the King, and his Royal Advisor's
both a happy and safe christmas, and a happy new year.


On further news:

I bring sad news, it seems Wallace as bailed as our Duke of Galloway with
less then two weeks to go.

Due to his failure of representing both his county and his royal duties,
I will recind his tenture as my Royal Ambassador to France and
make Acantha the new "Scotland Royal Ambassador for France",
effective immediately.


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Man has a deathwish.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptySat Dec 24, 2011 1:25 am

Very highly amusing Laughing
You know, the last time Wallace was Duke, he bailed then too.
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I bring sad news, it seems Wallace as bailed as our Duke of Galloway with
less then two weeks to go.

Again Razz

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make Acantha the new "Scotland Royal Ambassador for France"


New ambassador of Galloway would be more correct, because Glasgow didnt recognize Wallace nor its going to recognize Acantha either.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyTue Dec 27, 2011 11:09 pm

No whine posts yet, however, so called king of Scotland tonight got a good beating on the road Wigtown-Girvan Smile
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Yay!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff.   Funny stuff. - Page 26 EmptyWed Dec 28, 2011 7:18 am

I was surprised he has no body guards to protect his valuables Razz
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Did he lose much?
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50 pounds and ~15 whisky casks.
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...and ~15 whisky casks.

Whooo, everybody wang chung tonight! cheers
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Elois wrote:
WhiteSnow wrote:
...and ~15 whisky casks.

Whooo, everybody wang chung tonight! cheers

Bah, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day!
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Despite it being a good deed and also that my guys robbed frets*, Galloway is taking Rothar/Fretalian side, what means these guys are going to be jailed Smile

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