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Aalish
Citizen
Posts : 389
Join date : 2010-10-12
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RK Profession: Baker
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:05 pm | |
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Bekah
Noble
Posts : 3343
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 52
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RK Profession: Blacksmith
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:12 am | |
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Likaios
Commoner
Posts : 178
Join date : 2010-09-24
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:36 pm | |
| For the first time in my life today-- like, yes, seriously, EVER-- I told someone to fuck off.
And I actually feel pretty fucking good about it. I think I'll have to try it more often for the next 36 years. | |
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Donnor
Knight
Posts : 1138
Join date : 2010-10-18
Age : 40
Location : Here
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RK Profession: Carpenter
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:30 am | |
| - Kaireth wrote:
- For the first time in my life today-- like, yes, seriously, EVER-- I told someone to fuck off.
And I actually feel pretty fucking good about it. I think I'll have to try it more often for the next 36 years. Best time to say "fuck off" is in the early morning when you are driving and some asshole cuts you off then blows his/her horn at you like you did something wrong...One of these days I am going to slam the pedal to the floor and park the front end of my truck on top of their sports car.  | |
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Aidan
Noble
Posts : 2371
Join date : 2010-09-14
Age : 29
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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:07 pm | |
| saying fuck off to a gf is less offensive infront of a big group, sweet!  | |
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Bellz
Knight
Posts : 1166
Join date : 2010-09-19
Location : in a galexy far far away or Khyber... or stuck at work dreaming of Hawaii
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DDO character: Cleric
RK Profession: Baker
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:15 pm | |
| Someone cut you off o.O
I'm slightly worried one of these days I'm going to get a call from school saying, Ms. Smith, your son is in my office for saying bloody fucking hell when something went wrong. | |
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Toasti Jen
Noble
Posts : 2348
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 46
Location : West Coast, US
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DDO character: Barbarian
RK Profession: Blacksmith
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:19 am | |
| you know what is annoying?
Car alarms.
They don't alert anyone that someone is breaking into your car.
They just piss everyone right the fuck off!! Jesus H. Christ! Leave the fucking useless technology in 1993 where it belongs please! For fucks sake!
Jackasses.
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:02 am | |
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Ziona
Commoner
Posts : 72
Join date : 2010-10-23
Location : Love child of a miscreant
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RK Profession: Carpenter
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:28 pm | |
| Fucking yah! All the bills are paid before month end!! Okay, I'm only a couple of days away but still this is fucking awesome!
And I have enough cash left over to feed the little ogres and witches candy on Halloween. Must... find... gummy eyeballs! I will wear devil horns and make The Boy wear the prosh kitteh ears. hehehehe he'll be all smexy and when I'm on a sugar high he'll regret agreeing to help give candy to the kids. I leave marks. | |
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Sephrenia
Citizen
Posts : 442
Join date : 2010-09-20
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RK Profession: Baker
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:00 pm | |
| Fucking assholes walking constantly into me on crutches then trying to fucking crush me against a wall just cos their kids go to the posh school so spoiled little mummy thinks she has a right to be a bitch to everyone. Well, sorrEE but the posh school? not so posh, and I know EXACTLY what a lot of the kids who go there are like. I'd be watching for your darlings to be what the chavs are like, just more secretly. | |
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Boris
Commoner
Posts : 159
Join date : 2010-10-05
Age : 65
Location : Bristol UK.
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RK Profession: Whiskey Distiller
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:29 am | |
| Fucking damn straight.
Asshole fridgepants beeyotch mummies who drive their milky deadface allergic runts the quarter mile to school in a Porche Cayenne...
GUILTY.
Fucking oxygen thieves driving their spazchariots wherever they feel like it, had one the other day on the fucking MOTORWAY for chrissake, just fucking DIE andget off the roads, already. Fucking mobility laws...
GUILTY.
That fucking TWAT the other day gunning his engine at the lights before shooting off like F1...I fucking KNOW your Lotus Elise is faster than my Citroen van, you total CUNTBURGER! Betya my dicks bigger than yours, mr compensator.
GUILTY.
Women who leave fucking marks...
GUILTY. But kinda cute.... | |
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:28 am | |
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Aidan
Noble
Posts : 2371
Join date : 2010-09-14
Age : 29
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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:54 am | |
| omg people give you that reputation ! :O | |
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:28 am | |
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- omj people give you that gillyweed reputation ! :O
Edited by Anteater, the best RK Censor in the whole RK universe. (Anteater, RK Forum1, now, 1456?) Anteater is not happy with Aidan's use of saying Jah's name in vain. You should really take _Melissa. as a bad example to look up to, she's crazy but I think I secretly fancy her. I always had a thing for Tinkerbell, everytime I see her avatar it makes me swoon.
You should really use _Melissa's use of fakin, I see how your post lacks curses, Anteater doesn't want to see cute people behaving or she'll have to send you to the nice people's corner. Do you REALLY want to go there now?
Just to let you know, the + and - sign near posts is not to increase the font so you can read it without your glasses or to squish the font box. It is reputation. See that is what that cool chick thought.
Now sir fakin please swear, I ask you this fakin nicely or you'll have to complain through some ladder shizzle and everyone knows how helpful that is. Oh naws, see how that chick's speech has rubbed off onto me?
Good fakin day Woah I even smiled, oh yes how could I forget, it is the rare occasion I don't have PMS attacks, even forgot to check my RK customised calendar. Don't ever eat gillyweed, it is only for Censors and the potion to making us so cool that everyone loves us. This by the way is not OOC, we animals are roleplaying, so at the moment my snortle is eating ants for breakfast, with gillyweed ofcourse. Try it  Woah why do I sound so happy, for Jah's sake. No I am not self contradicting myself, all you humans are.
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Aidan
Noble
Posts : 2371
Join date : 2010-09-14
Age : 29
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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:58 pm | |
| O.O Ant Eater... Is that you ? O.O | |
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:40 pm | |
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Zakku
King of the Incinerator!
Posts : 562
Join date : 2010-09-15
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RK Profession: Blacksmith
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:21 am | |
| mmmmmmmh beer is fucking good yo | |
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Michelle_macale
Serf
Posts : 14
Join date : 2010-10-19
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:18 am | |
| Fuck me,how have i not seen this thread till now? Its great.  | |
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Motherlucka
Knight
Posts : 1350
Join date : 2010-11-01
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DDO character:
RK Profession: Weaver
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:44 pm | |
| Fuck this thread is some good shit. PIIIIISSSS! Fuck, I'm going to turn it over to tourretes guy now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcKpoAQKj4 | |
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Boris
Commoner
Posts : 159
Join date : 2010-10-05
Age : 65
Location : Bristol UK.
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RK Profession: Whiskey Distiller
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:21 am | |
| Had you realised that you could now post here as Motherfucka... | |
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:36 pm | |
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Sephrenia
Citizen
Posts : 442
Join date : 2010-09-20
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RK Profession: Baker
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:52 pm | |
| Sajanzv is a fucking twat. A complete and utter absolute fucking arsehole. And I had so much fun calling him on how much of a twat he is in Babel. So. Much. Fucking. Fun. That felt good. Better than if I ever called Aldi or anybody I dislike IC as Seph out on anything. Because that twat I dislike as a player, and he fucking well deserves it for what he was doing and probably would do again.
And all this fucking swearing feels sooooo fucking good just now.
And "friends" who don't let you explain what's wrong with you after over ten years of friendship and decide to cut the tie without telling you waht you did when you can't even remember most of a months worth of anything are just fucking jerkwads who were never worth it in the first place.
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Bellz
Knight
Posts : 1166
Join date : 2010-09-19
Location : in a galexy far far away or Khyber... or stuck at work dreaming of Hawaii
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DDO character: Cleric
RK Profession: Baker
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:29 pm | |
| *my swearing rant, cuz I can*
when I say yes, need the car tomorrow, yes, I need the car, yes,I need the fucking car tomorrow... and when you wake me the fuck up at 6 am and I still say I need the fucking car.... it bloody well fucking means I need that fucking car!!!
Bitch about me wasting money and then you screw me over with no transportation to make an appt that cost me 50 bucks?!? Fucking hell. | |
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_Melissa.
Knight
Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia
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RK Profession: None
| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:02 am | |
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Prodigy_Crimson
Serf
Posts : 5
Join date : 2010-12-20
Age : 39
Location : Right Next to U...
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| | Subject: Re: Swear thread Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:11 am | |
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