A Typical Irish forum thread.

Squire Posts : 502 Join date : 2010-09-15

wow, i am feeling evan doesnt love me anymore...
single post in tri county treaty thread was enough to make him start hysterikin and screamin to cenzors to lock this thread NOW

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:50 pm

awwwa *hugs*

you can come bug me if you wanna. Hannah's trying to bash Bell and doing a bad job of it Razz

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:11 pm

Stalvan wrote:

To help alleviate the matter, I hereby propose we enact the following:

Quote :: II-14: The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive
The County of An Mumhain doth hereby exert total control over the production, distribution, and consumption over all cookies, biscuits, doughnuts, fritters, and other such delicacies, hereafter collectively referred to as cookies, and detail the regulations and procedures theresuch:

14.1: Dominion and Hegemony
The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive, hereafter referred to as TAMPOD, does extend and exert its jurisdiction across the whole of Ireland, and refusal to comply constitutes an Act of War [I-15.1] and as such will elicit military retribution [III-5]. The designated officer from each county shall report in full no later than each Tuesday to the Greater Regional An Mumhain Pastry Accountant, hereafter referred to as GRAMPA.

14.2: Ingredients
TAMPOD reserves the right to specify or to restrict which ingredients may be used in the production of cookies. Any illegal or improper substances must be reported immediately to GRAMPA for review.

14.3: Production and Distribution
All cookies must be produced according to TAMPOD measures and standards, and sold in batches of exactly one-dozen. Cookies may be sold and distributed throughout Ireland but any import or export of such items is strictly regulated and should be done officially; GRAMPA will handle all TAMPOD procedures.

14.4: Consumption
In accordance with TAMPOD, all cookies must be consumed in a responsible manner, except on Sundays and Holidays. It is therefore mandatory to consume at least six but no more than 40 cookies on any given day (except Sundays and Holidays). Underconsumption of cookies is an act of Treason [II-2] and is punishable by deportation to England [III-19.2] and/or execution [III-6]. Overconsumption is a class-8 felonious misdemeanor [III-2.8] and is punishable by fine, incarceration, and/or diarrhea [III-13.3]. Consumption reports must be submitted by each person to the local authorities, who will then turn them over to GRAMPA for processing.

This is Ireland, not England! Laws regulating cookie production and sale?? This is another attempt to crush free markets in Ireland. I say free cookies, no regulation, no price limits and no established recipe. The customer will decide what cookies are best!

Freedom!

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:40 am

the_flame wrote:: wow, i am feeling evan doesnt love me anymore...
single post in tri county treaty thread was enough to make him start hysterikin and screamin to cenzors to lock this thread NOW

Why do the NNGO hijack every constructive thread that is posted?

This is my last post on this subject.

Censors lock this thread now!

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:42 am

Boris wrote:

the_flame wrote:: wow, i am feeling evan doesnt love me anymore...
single post in tri county treaty thread was enough to make him start hysterikin and screamin to cenzors to lock this thread NOW

Why do the NNGO hijack every constructive thread that is posted?

This is my last post on this subject.

Censors lock this thread now!

Please stay in Laig. Please.

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:57 am

Stay in Laig?

Have you ANY idea how fucking dull clonetown is?

Anyway, I got a date with a hot redhead.

Now, if you got some decent cookie laws instead of this silly dough corpus thing, I might reconsider.

Also, you would have to start calling them biscuits, as is right and proper.

Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:03 pm

1. Yes, I know how dull clonetown is. Move to ATM.

2. Ahem. I am a hot redhead.

3. All baking issues must be blamed on Aalish. And I don't care what you call them.

Also, we need more guys to pose for the Naked Men of ATM With Cakes Calendar, and that sounds right up your alley.

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:26 pm

Grace wrote:: 1. Yes, I know how dull clonetown is. Move to ATM.

2. Ahem. I am a hot redhead.

3. All baking issues must be blamed on Aalish. And I don't care what you call them.

Also, we need more guys to pose for the Naked Men of ATM With Cakes Calendar, and that sounds right up your alley.

The hot redhead makes some good points Razz

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:33 pm

Sephrenia wrote:

Grace wrote:: 1. Yes, I know how dull clonetown is. Move to ATM.

2. Ahem. I am a hot redhead.

3. All baking issues must be blamed on Aalish. And I don't care what you call them.

Also, we need more guys to pose for the Naked Men of ATM With Cakes Calendar, and that sounds right up your alley.

The hot redhead makes some good points Razz

Except for number 3!

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:38 pm

But Ireland needs more Naked Men with Cakes. And not only cakes, I'd be happy with Naked Men with Stew or Naked Men with Bowls of Ice Cream. I'm not choosy.

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:15 pm

I said HOT redhead. sheesh... Laughing

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:33 pm

Are you saying I'm not hot? Shocked

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:11 pm

what is in this thread after my post? (can't see tbh i don't come on much, busy)

{Pygmy_Owl} wrote:

To the player of _melissa.

Pygmy enjoys your creative language, but please remember that there are certain words that are banned on the forum. One such word is the "F" word, and even when used in acronyms, is not appropriate. As such, the word "MILF" from the following post has been removed and replaced with 'hoot'.

You may replace the 'hoot' with another word that is appropriate for your character, as long as it is also appropriate for the forum.

~Pygmy

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?p=70963758#70963758

_melissa. wrote:

Evan_escence wrote:

Bella_catorina wrote:: I keep thinking I have got to be very drunk to hear those words from Evan.... but I am stone cold sober

And have to say, entirely curious as to who may have won money... Evan is on a ship, an NNGO one at that...

Yup!
Evan is on an NNGO ship.
A new Evan.
With new associates.
Out to prove himself possibly worthy of their company one day.
Time will tell...events in the field will tell...
Jah help those that cross Evan or his associates.

Now........Evan must get back to scrubbing the deck....he's got to start somewhere.

Maybe he can assist with the acquisition of some needed supplies...........

But he still needs a banner, and perhaps one day, he can add 4 letters to it...time will tell......

Ebíl-Eván= Pínk-cúté-pímp-mílf-swág-dáwg-lúlz Cool

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made my day, thankies nouveau Mr Happy

Surprised

why ya like us?

just don't have time for this shit now... i suppose i could read without commenting if it is something funny. otherwise only comment if it is of use to me in terms of ooc interests. or else there's no point

Serf Posts : 39 Join date : 2010-09-13

yeah, i get de-MILFed all the time Sad

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:15 pm

Marshmellow wrote:: yeah, i get de-MILFed all the time

how does one survive like this? Shocked

there's too much nonsense, is dead. prefer to read books nowadays than word for word actually read censor bollocks etc, so i thank how crap game is for finally fixing my shit up, more time to be less wasteful Very Happy

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:34 pm

i can't say friggin either, got another anteater message again... tbh i envy how people have nothing to do and RK takes up their entire life, to pick at nonsense. must have hardly any worries in the world

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:22 pm

My RL brother had a big fight with anteater about using the word "frikken". It seems that anteater is quite a prude and doesn't like words that even sound like fuck.

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:24 pm

You know... what if we took a lovely word such as chocolate and made it bad Razz

Tell Ant to go spew chocolate excrement out her (insert your choice word) Razz

Not our fault if she has a dirty nasty mind Laughing

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:30 pm

I think that we should invent swearwords and use them - see how long it takes before we get them banned. Lets get that chakking blit and walsh him! Laughing

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:38 pm

Ack! Flaking blit chaks!!! Laughing

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:06 pm

Love it!

Felgercarb, you stinking galet!

Subject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread. Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:22 pm

Bekah wrote:: My RL brother had a big fight with anteater about using the word "frikken". It seems that anteater is quite a prude and doesn't like words that even sound like fuck.

how was it?

ok lets do that.. next time am bothered may look into this tactic

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