Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:18 pm
Toasti: on the good side, my sister and I were easily the best dressed second to the bride at my brothers funeral. Morgan: ... Morgan: wedding Toasti: OH FUCK Toasti: loloolol Toasti: ahahahahahahahah Toasti: yes wedding Morgan: ROFL Toasti: omg I didn't even know why you typed 'wedding'...till I looked at my sentence. Toasti: bahahah Morgan: did you seriously typo that? Toasti: honest to god Morgan: Woooow Morgan: I srsly wanna put that on biz Morgan: typo of the day award goes to... TOASTI! Toasti: bahahahah go ahead. Even I am impressed with my level of typo Toasti: I know I joke but damn. That is some serious subconscious shit there Morgan: For reals!
Roby Lambourne Citizen
Posts : 284 Join date : 2013-09-30
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:25 pm
Last week, a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding South on I-85 in North Carolina country when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba River Bridge.
They stopped.
George, the top biker was a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Troopers and he says, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that there railin'?"
She says "I'm going to commit suicide!"
George says "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, how about you give ol' George here your best goodbye kiss?"
Without hesitation, she leaned back over the rail and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss plus a few more real wet ones. George gets cheers of approval from his biker-buddies, onlookers, and even the State Troopers.
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you got there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
Bellz Knight
Posts : 1166 Join date : 2010-09-19 Location : in a galexy far far away or Khyber... or stuck at work dreaming of Hawaii
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:56 pm
Yes, I shamed my kids on the inteernet
Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:21 pm
Bellz omg hahaha
Hope you win! *fingers crossed*
Dee_Snider Knight
Posts : 1819 Join date : 2010-09-20 Age : 56 Location : Robbing folks
Character sheet DDO character: Wizard RK Profession: Blacksmith
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:59 pm
Lmao Bellz!!
+1
Toasti Jen Noble
Posts : 2348 Join date : 2010-09-13 Age : 46 Location : West Coast, US
Character sheet DDO character: Barbarian RK Profession: Blacksmith
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:23 pm
I thought that when you signed a birth certificate, it was like, a contractual obligation to humiliate your child at any opportunity. By that logic, Bella is simply obeying the law.
Also, I laughed pretty hard at that video!
Bellz Knight
Posts : 1166 Join date : 2010-09-19 Location : in a galexy far far away or Khyber... or stuck at work dreaming of Hawaii
Subject: Re: Laugh of the day Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:23 pm
Haha...no, he stole my football jersey. Aidan my dear there was no attack on teens....if you recall I called my children perfect! (Keenie did however clean her room last night after finding out what I did)
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bahahahah go ahead. Even I am impressed with my level of typo
