Fuck the Rk censors and their bus

haha yeah! Fuck that fish!

EDIT:

Bekah wrote:

And just noticed too gorrammed critter can't even spell my name right.  It's five fucking letters long! how hard can that be?  

and fuck anyone who can't get a five letter name right, I know how ya feel!

Bekah wrote:

 Meerkat is absent and I don't know who the current head mod for RK Gen is.

So, we have more forum admins now than one can shake a stick at -

Yet no clue to who oversees what censors where within RK Gen -

And a Goldfish who thinks that, because he has a dirty mind, everything he sees must be X rated.

I miss the days when Isabella was in charge.  

Yes, I miss Isabella too. She was great to work with.

In Goldfish's defense regarding your name, he was sending out a LOT of emails yesterday!   (I had two!!)

I am so glad you posted your poem here. I am PISSED that Smudge's is gone. Poor fella actually ran into the tavern asking if a sonnet was 'aabb ccdd' or 'abab cdcd'. He actually put thought into it. (as he should. the relationship between person and hand is a long lasting one!!)

One of the letters I received was regarding my use of the names 'Toastbitch' and 'Mystbitch'. The subject line of the email? "XXXXBitch".    Hot. I want to meet her. She sounds fun!

My Favorite quote today:

Goldfish wrote:

Dear Player Behind Colonel_Ives,

I am afraid this post will not work in the forum. I would like to give you the opportunity to rewrite it and make it more appropriate seeing as how we do have children who play the game. If you would like to edit it, let me know and we can add it back...no references to um...hands...spit...bitch....whore....

So remember people, hands are waaaay of mature of a subject...

My reply:

Colonel Ives wrote:

I don't really know how to edit this since it is all withing the PG13 rules:

...intense action, violence and mayhem throughout, some rude gestures, harsher sexually derived words and language...

I am seriously not sure what in the post is outside those rules, could you explain and maybe then I would know what is actually wrong with the words like:

um...hands...spit...bitch....whore....

All are well bellow PG13 as far as I know. Even the context is sexually derived - yes I am aware hands could be used in sexual context, but I don't see that within my posted content. All I see is a mentally disturbed person giving out threats to his own body parts (which is within the characteristics of my character that I play - a mentally disturbed person, mostly because I find that one easier to play without getting bored eventually since characters like that can easily and without much justifying switch their behavior).

I checked, and even the original version of E.T. (probably the most famous family film of all times) has harsher language than that.

And it does, kids in the original version say "shit" and stuff like that. Hell I bet even Goonies are way too hardcore for Goldfish All that mature content... and shit!


So from now on, no spitting in the tavern, don't call anyone a female dog, make sure you wash your hands in a hidden and professional way so other people's kids don't get disturbed with a shocking mental images... and let's just pretend the oldest profession in the world doesn't even exist.

God I love that fucking game   

You know what... I'm starting an RP about hands, think I'll have fun  

To be honest, I'm not sure if I can be bothered to RP in RK any more. I am much better off channelling my creativity into other pursuits and allowing RK to die its long overdue death. To quote Cave Johnson, "I'm done here".

I'm working today, but when I get back I'll see what I can find out....

Goldfish is new...so I think that may be part of it...

I'd go to Cheetah,Badger or Camel

Bekah your post was in no way needing to be edited.

just a thought


goldfish....grace....


again, just a thought

Or Allyn. His other skin was exposed, so it could well be him behind {Goldfish}

  FLUSH THE GOLDFISH!

No one is allowed to say bitch... except Gambino   

The only reason he ended up sending mails was because I chided him for not doing so.
They did make effort to correct their mistake though so they are open to learning.

I think he needs to be reminded that there is a difference between pg13 and g8+.
I mean what 13 year old kid has never heard of fapping before?

*Has no idea what fapping is and doesn't want to know*

 

Yeah I posted a thread in London commons when he went on a locking spree. Titles the thread "Flush the Goldfish" and told him to chill out and it wasn't his job to go overboard. He very quickly hid it away from the London Commons. But if he keeps it up, I'll just post it again.

Surprisingly, I never received a letter regarding it.

Bekah wrote:

*Has no idea what fapping is and doesn't want to know*

 

*reads Bekah's poem again, begs to differ!*

They returned my original post after a discussion with Jackelope (who actually didn't come across as too much of an ass) about what PG13 actually adheres to.

BBFC wrote:

References to sex are acceptable if the activity talked about or shown is implied and lacking in detail. In addition, if a child is unlikely to understand a reference, we may allow it at PG. Comedy can also often lessen the impact of sex references and innuendo.

Heterosexual and homosexual sex and sex references are treated the same – so there could be mild or undetailed references to gay or straight sex at PG.

A victory for hand love worldwide.

Aidann. wrote:

--gadfly. wrote:

Aidan said, "Aidan now realised that english babies seasoned
with the tears of the english soldiers were not part of a sustainable diet."

How wonderful that Aidan now realizes this. So utterly loving!


What the fuck is this ooc bullshit doing in a RP thread? You can't know what Aidan realises or doesn't, especially not from the comfort of his own quarters. And just so you know, Whiskey is Irish, not whisky.

Mods, get that crap outta here.

I lol'd  

  Me too!

Was gonna add in a 'dumb fuck', but thought it'd be excessive

Sheesh, I see I've missed some entertainment! Maybe Goldfish just read Romeo and Juliet in his high school English class and was disturbed about the possibility of kissing with hands.

Think I'll stay off the forums a bit longer.

Aidann wrote:

Was gonna add in a 'dumb fuck', but thought it'd be excessive

When Gadfly posts, "dumbfuck" is general knowledge.   

I don't why, but I always hear Gadfly's posts in a Carol Kane voice but without the funny just the airhead.

Oh no, Bekah! Don't insult poor Carol in such a way! *grins* I just loved her in Transylvania 6-5000!

Characters like Gadfly always confuse me, posting all this banal crap over and over.  I mean, does tpb them think they are being witty? Or cute? Or...what?