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Why is my sling so COMPLICATED?! >.<

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Sephrenia wrote:

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I like your banner

My Leahness mades me it I wanted to show it off and whine the sling is complicated rofl

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Sephrenia wrote:

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Your banner is awesome!!

*spoken in a monotone voice*

How joyful. I get to spend tomorrow doing the laundry. Such a treat. With any luck, it'll take 5 trips on my bike to get all of the laundry to my father in law's house. Oh hurrah. And yay me.

*back to normal, giddy voice*

Thank the gods my favourite ice cream is on sale at the grocery store! My day might get saved by french vanilla ice cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70I0vTwYxg

Protect your unicorn.

NNGO gots bigger fort too

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Dizmalus wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70I0vTwYxg

Protect your unicorn.

W00t! Dolph Lundgren! I haven't really seen any movies with him but he was awesome as a co-host in the swedish Eurovision Song Contest.


Melissa, my cats eat creepy crawly things too.. During the summer they catched flies and ate them. Sort of 'eww' but then.. why not, then we don't have to get rid of the flies etc

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I've bonded with Tigger the neighbour's cat. He's so cute!! He's picked a favourite chair in the house and I feed him Friskies cat food. Yes, I am a soft touch when it comes to kittehs. god I love them!!

He has a family but they go away a lot and leave him outside. So sad. I mean, he's a tough old cat and can handle himself -- I saw him punch a puppy a few weeks ago. Hehehehe. He gave it two roundhouse punches when the puppy dared to bounce over to him on the front lawn. I lol'd.

He loves company and he meows several cheerful meows when he sees me riding on my bike in front of the house. He is incredibly nosey as well. He introduces himself to everyone and tries to get pats and kisses from complete strangers. He made friends with the contractors working on the house across the street -- I mean, he bugs the crap out of everyone with his constant curiosity.

I hug him loads.

Moving to the country
Going to eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country
Going to eat me a lot of peaches
Moving to the country
Going to eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country
Going to eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soaking bulges in the shade

Taking little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

omg! I love that song Ninja's in the woods

NKOTB/BSB on stage OMGBBQ!!!1111 *fangirlyfaint*

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!

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I've heard of people having fish for Thanksgiving. But I like my turkey.

Or maybe some tofurkey?

i got told today that thanks giving day is a day that no matter what religion, race, or gender (etc etc etc) you are everyone joins together and gives thanks, thats soo cool

The person might have told me wrong, but still cool. has a bit more meaning that a baby being born

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Pagans talk about a witchcraft revival and a Pagan resurrection in the 20th Century. We might expect every witch to wear a black hat, carry a broom stick and have a black cat. However, witchcraft is disguised in our culture. There's lot of aspects of popular paganism which have grown in at least the last 50 years. Don't discriminate against me but I'm a full blown Christian.

- New Age movement and hippy movement
- Green Man and Green Wicca reflected in the ecology vibe in the 60s
- Neo-shamanism;Timothy Leary, trance music and LSD
- Non-Christian sexual mores and nudity
- Short term marriages, gay marriages and polyamory.
- Fortune telling; tarot reading, astrology, palmistry, scrying, Gypsy Lee
- Alternative therapies such as Aromatherapy which has come from Wicca and Crystal healing.
- Home incense burning
- Herbal lore;herbal teas, herbal medicines, herbal oils, herbal cookery.
- Meditation on nature (which has come from Eastern religions)
- Popular occult; Marilyn Manson and Nirvana
- Cult pagan films such as Harry Potter
- Worship of old pagan Gods such as Pan (Old Horny), Odin (Santa Claus), Herne the Hunter (Rudolph), Eostre (Easter Bunny)

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Originally Posted by estesbob
Quite frankly I used to think all this criticism of Harry Potter was nonsens ebut then the other night I accidentally turn my wife into a ferret. Honestly I thought I was just waving chopsticks around- I didn't know I had inadvertently muttered the incantation I learned in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!

Now I have a moral dilemma-should I leave her as a ferret since to turn her back into herself I would be practicing sorcery , a grievous sin? I really need an answer as she is leaving fur all over the floor and the furniture and the neighborhood cat think she is a treat.

#1. Use essential oils to reverse aging, since ferrets age faster than humans, this should work.
if this fails then:
#2. Place the ferret on a flat surface and sprinkle it with your wife's perfume and state: "You were born a woman, now you are a ferret. You were a ferret and now you are a woman" *

*Notes: This should work as I saw something like it regarding meat and fish on the internet and everything on the internet is true.

if this fails then:
#3. Shave the ferret bald and glue the hair to a wife-sized piece of paper while invoking the power of Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

Aidan wrote:

i got told today that thanks giving day is a day that no matter what religion, race, or gender (etc etc etc) you are everyone joins together and gives thanks, thats soo cool

The person might have told me wrong, but still cool. has a bit more meaning that a baby being born

yeah you heard right, its a American thing, personally its my favorite Holiday of the year but thats just because I am a Gourmand