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It is Friday before a 3 day weekend. You know what that means!!








And lastly, (not relevant because it isn't true. I know, shocking. I didn't actually give fucks to all of your mothers last night.)

Toasti Jen wrote:

And lastly, (not relevant because it isn't true. I know, shocking. I didn't actually give fucks to all of your mothers last night.)

fixed it for you, you emphasized the wrong word hehe

LOL touche!

I don't mean to brag (yes I do), but I am going to this show tomorrow night:



Dita's Domain

I am actually very excited. I have seen Catherine D'lish and Dirty Martini perform before, but never Dita.

{name dropper alert: I have actually had dinner with Dirty Martini. Squee!!}

Hope you get an autograph.

Have a great time!

So i've taken up watching crazy talk shows, here's a couple that stood out, one hilarious and one fucked up:

The funny.



The fucked up.

I missed my calling. *le sigh*

I can't even with these bitches:
People! Stop tweeting pics of your credit cards!

Yuck, that was the biggest centipede I've ever seen; I was afraid to even try to kill it. I opened a box of Christmas stuff and put a stocking on my hand like a glove, then smashed it with a wad of paper towels.

Thought I'd checkout RK for like 2 days... It was good talking with a few of you. Nope, still not for me though . Hope you guys are having fun?

Sometimes I'm walking and thinking of this topic when we talked about J-walking, I wouldn't survive if we had that as I practically speed everywhere whilst being careful ofcourse. Walking for me is like tactical driving on foot, around slow-walkers etc. It bewilders me at times when there's no vehicles coming yet people don't cross and instead wait on the traffic light, I just think meh tourists? It stops me to presume that it may not be safe to cross, oh wait it is but people are standing waiting and sometimes without pressing the button

Yes, well there is the opposite side of the coin, those people who walk across everywhere and it takes all of your energy not to hit them and save the gene pool of morons that might spread all kinds of the stupid gene into the mix that is humanity. I see it all the time, and I am still amazed at everyone still doing that J-walking after another person got literally smeared and ground into the road two hours ago, they know about it, horrified, and then just go and continue their idiocy.

It isn't pretty.

That is because idiocy spreads like a virus, a virus that is being left untreated and killing people by the hundreds.

This is an interesting info-graphic, complete with a click-thru informative spreadsheet about the various English dialects in North America. http://aschmann.net/AmEng/#LargeMap4Right. Click on any area to get the spreadsheet with youtube examples of speech. Neato!

Awww now. That site is going to end up costing me a wasted day, lol.

How cool would this be? Too bad I'm not that talented, I'd so do it, takes all my concentration just to not poke myself in the eyeball lol

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/this-makeup-artist-paints-intricate-scenes-on-her-eyelids

This shitz is deep