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Toasti Jen
Noble
Toasti Jen


Posts : 2348
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 46
Location : West Coast, US

Character sheet
DDO character: Barbarian
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyMon Dec 06, 2010 1:54 pm

This makes me giggle and cringe at the same time! Oh the babies!
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Royal
anto_capone


Posts : 16478
Join date : 2010-09-11
Age : 44
Location : Che cazzo fai?

Character sheet
DDO character: Ranger
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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Elois
Noble
Elois


Posts : 2892
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 42
Location : Antarctica

Character sheet
DDO character:
RK Profession: Carpenter

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyMon Mar 14, 2011 12:43 pm

Funniest out of the NY commercials is this one:
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Bekah
Noble
Bekah


Posts : 3343
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 52

Character sheet
DDO character:
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyWed Mar 30, 2011 6:59 pm

Dunno why I am still playing NK, but yanno, old habits die hard. Anyway, I am holding a grant from a take over, I dunno, like from years ago lol, so, the new mayor of the town is getting all uppity on me. His problems sooo are not mine - so here is what he has said and my reply. I tried to be nasty, don't think I pulled it off lol!

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* From : Aliferer
* Date : 22/03/2011 - 02:54:00
* Titre : Grant 682

* Dear **,

I am the newly elected calpullec of Itzohcan and am trying to bring order back to our clan. When I took office I found there is a negative balance and nothing in our inventory. The previous calpullec tried, to no avail, to contact the gods (admin) for a way out of this dilemma but was met with silence. Before I go the same route, I wanted to see if I could get those who are holding grants to return them with at least a piece of wood or something... anything, that I may put in our inventory. In this way I can work a way out of our debt. Would you please, please, come to Itzo and return the grant with a piece of wood or a bag of beans?

Your help would be greatly appreciated!

Warmest regards,

Aliferer

* From : Aliferer
* Date : 30/03/2011 - 19:30:49
* Titre : Grant 682

* Dear **,

I have written once before asking for you to return your grant (682) with one piece of wood in it. I am asking once again and if I do not get your grant before April 5, I will turn this case over to the prosecutor as the gods have asked me to.

You are one of five people who hold a grant and I need to have these grants returned in order to reduce the debt Itzohcan has incurred. It is my sincerest wish that you will do the right thing.

Warmest regards,

Aliferer
Mayor of Itzohcan

My reply:


You are threatening me? What have I done wrong? I will have you know that I am NOT responsible for anything that has happened to your town hall, it is nothing to do with me that you suddenly require a donation. I am keeping my grant and you will find that I am doing nothing wrong in doing this. I am not going to lose out by travelling from my home to your province to return a grant that I am entitled to hold. You are free to speak to the prosecutor, I do not live in your province and I have broken no laws or game mandates. What makes you think that I would first of all care about your poxy little town and second of all would be concerned by your threats is beyond me.

So, go ahead and rant and rave all you like. I am going to stay where I am and continue to enjoy my retirement by studying and tending my fields. Try and find someone else to sort out problems that you wouldn't have if you had hired militia in the first place.
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Devin


Posts : 476
Join date : 2010-09-12
Age : 36
Location : in a nice cabin bored out of my mind happy to be alive

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6551577/man-vs-wild-rpg
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Devin


Posts : 476
Join date : 2010-09-12
Age : 36
Location : in a nice cabin bored out of my mind happy to be alive

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Devin


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Age : 36
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6477384/ms-pac-mans-terrible-secret
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Devin


Posts : 476
Join date : 2010-09-12
Age : 36
Location : in a nice cabin bored out of my mind happy to be alive

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6476633/best-of-dorkly-link-didnt-get-the-sword
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Posts : 502
Join date : 2010-09-15

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 3:59 am

"funny crap" eh
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/11/29/ebay-hole-nsfw/#comments
dont go there if ya eatin!!!
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_Melissa.
Knight
_Melissa.


Posts : 1501
Join date : 2010-09-20
Location : Micronesia

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 8:47 am

@pk: i am just about to eat and won't click that thanks Laughing i still remember you showing me rammstein videos etc when i was cooking.. Shocked
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Goblindad


Posts : 861
Join date : 2010-09-13

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 10:18 pm

I feel GREAT!

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/15966/Nutrigrain-Feel-Great/#show
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Elois
Noble
Elois


Posts : 2892
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 42
Location : Antarctica

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RK Profession: Carpenter

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 10:37 pm

Shit. Where do I get some.
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Mikhaila


Posts : 1156
Join date : 2010-11-15

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DDO character: Cleric
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 22, 2011 6:28 pm

My SIL posted this on FB and LAMO NSFW

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/10484/the-top-15-most-popular-dyac-texts-of-all-time/
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Aidan


Posts : 2371
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Age : 29

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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 22, 2011 9:30 pm

OMG THANK YOU!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Likaios


Posts : 178
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RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 22, 2011 10:22 pm

I would say how great that is but I'm breathless from laughing still. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 22, 2011 10:39 pm

The best is "I killed her in the woods"
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Mick


Posts : 542
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Age : 35
Location : manchester

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptySat Jul 23, 2011 7:18 am

That was brilliant. Very Happy
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Squire
Goblindad


Posts : 861
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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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Noble
Elois


Posts : 2892
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Age : 42
Location : Antarctica

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Devin


Posts : 476
Join date : 2010-09-12
Age : 36
Location : in a nice cabin bored out of my mind happy to be alive

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyThu Aug 25, 2011 9:02 pm

Ways to Maintain Sanity

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!", "Third time this week!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Aidan


Posts : 2371
Join date : 2010-09-14
Age : 29

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RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyThu Aug 25, 2011 9:10 pm

Tactical Nuke incoming lol

and swagger jagger shouldnt of reached the states Evil or Very Mad

Swagger Jagger
A word used to describe the act of a prostitute receiving triple penetration during group sex. Common phrase used in Gypsy/Traveler culture......
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Squire
Goblindad


Posts : 861
Join date : 2010-09-13

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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Funny Crap - Page 2 Big-dar-11
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Knight
Mikhaila


Posts : 1156
Join date : 2010-11-15

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DDO character: Cleric
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptySun Sep 25, 2011 10:32 pm

omg LOL.....
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Squire
Goblindad


Posts : 861
Join date : 2010-09-13

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DDO character:
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyMon Sep 26, 2011 10:34 pm

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Shocked Shocked Shocked

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Elois
Noble
Elois


Posts : 2892
Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 42
Location : Antarctica

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RK Profession: Carpenter

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Funny Crap - Page 2 EmptyMon Sep 26, 2011 11:19 pm

Willing to bet someone English thought that up.
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