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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
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Rareit Commoner
Posts : 102 Join date : 2012-11-29
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:02 pm | |
| Yo mama is so hairy people run up to her and say "Chewbacca can I have your autograph?" | |
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Roxxane Royal
Posts : 5105 Join date : 2010-09-12 Location : Undisclosed
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:06 pm | |
| Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
ETA - that's a freebie.
I'll judge your competition!
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:09 pm | |
| Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..." | |
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Rareit Commoner
Posts : 102 Join date : 2012-11-29
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:17 pm | |
| Yo mamma is so dirty she was banned from the sewage facility for sanitation concerns! | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:11 pm | |
| Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. | |
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Rareit Commoner
Posts : 102 Join date : 2012-11-29
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:13 pm | |
| You'll never be the man Yo mama was. | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:24 pm | |
| yo mamma so ugly...well...look at you. | |
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Rareit Commoner
Posts : 102 Join date : 2012-11-29
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:29 pm | |
| Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:50 am | |
| Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:51 pm | |
| Yo mama's so fat that even spaceships run out of fuel trying to go around her. | |
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Roxxane Royal
Posts : 5105 Join date : 2010-09-12 Location : Undisclosed
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:50 pm | |
| Well, I like both Luffy and Rareit's burns. It was even except for the Star Wars vs. Star Trek ones, which definitely went to the Chewbacca reference/joke. So, the winner is: Rareit! Â | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:42 am | |
| I bow to my worthy opponent. Bravo! and all that...but yo mama still fat yo!
Thanks for judging Rox!
Who is next? | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:47 am | |
| - Luffy1 wrote:
- I bow to my worthy opponent. Bravo! and all that...but yo mama still fat yo!
Thanks for judging Rox!
Who is next? I can be next! Yo mama's so fat she has her own gravitational orbit. | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:51 am | |
| Har! Challenge Accepted Cad-my-man! I say to you...sir....Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Â | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:36 am | |
| Yo mamma's so fat that she could end world hunger by going on a diet! | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:05 am | |
| Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture. Â | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:43 am | |
| Yo mamma's so fat that when she ran away there was no need to use a milk carton... We just needed to follow the craters. | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:45 am | |
| Touche Sir!
Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:58 am | |
| Yo mamma's so fat that in order to visit her we need to further develop space travel... And I don't mean visiting her house. | |
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Trinity Noble
Posts : 3179 Join date : 2010-09-16 Age : 41 Location : Planet Earth
Character sheet DDO character: Paladin RK Profession: Butcher
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:54 am | |
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ahlia Knight
Posts : 1011 Join date : 2012-05-14 Age : 32 Location : An Gort
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Miller
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:06 am | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:55 am | |
| Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. | |
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Cadman_The_Spaniard Serf
Posts : 25 Join date : 2013-09-10
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:37 am | |
| Yo mamma's so fat she doesn't go to an all you can eat buffet, the all you can eat buffet comes to her, and they even have to bring a new one each five minutes! | |
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Luffy1 Squire
Posts : 638 Join date : 2012-12-28 Age : 37
Character sheet DDO character: RK Profession: Carpenter
| Subject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat... Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:52 am | |
| Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone | |
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