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Trinity
Noble
Trinity


Posts : 3179
Join date : 2010-09-16
Age : 41
Location : Planet Earth

Character sheet
DDO character: Paladin
RK Profession: Butcher

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 7:41 am

jaqk wrote:
The good players should consider coming to Ireland.

Agreed, I keep stuffing the good ones in my pocket per se, to bring them back hehe  Laughing 
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jaqk
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jaqk


Posts : 2156
Join date : 2010-09-24
Age : 28
Location : Varies by the day

Character sheet
DDO character: Druid???
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 7:56 am

Perhaps ye have a hole in ye pocket me sweets.
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Trinity
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Trinity


Posts : 3179
Join date : 2010-09-16
Age : 41
Location : Planet Earth

Character sheet
DDO character: Paladin
RK Profession: Butcher

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 8:03 am

Very possible, fix'em for me Jaqk? Razz
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anto_capone
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anto_capone


Posts : 16478
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Age : 44
Location : Che cazzo fai?

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DDO character: Ranger
RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 1:15 pm

I think the douchebag bitch of the day award goes to Adrian_bekavac Smile

Every post by him is calling us cloners.

What a rotten sport.
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WhiteSnow
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WhiteSnow


Posts : 2155
Join date : 2010-09-21
Age : 39
Location : Negative Plane

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 1:28 pm

Yeah, how some people dare to play from 2009 and not level up to 3 still ? He would be in shock if he would see our Kelley, lvl1 since 2007 and pwning Razz
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Trinity


Posts : 3179
Join date : 2010-09-16
Age : 41
Location : Planet Earth

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DDO character: Paladin
RK Profession: Butcher

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 1:44 pm

Agreed Anto!

Or myself Dry, been playing since 2006 and never had any inclination until the end of last year to get to lvl 2. What's the point?
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WhiteSnow
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WhiteSnow


Posts : 2155
Join date : 2010-09-21
Age : 39
Location : Negative Plane

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 4:38 pm

Must level up to 3 or you will become a clone like Grace ! Very Happy

Adrian says, Adrian knows.
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Katniss Locksley
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Katniss Locksley


Posts : 188
Join date : 2013-10-07
Age : 33

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RK Profession: Carpenter

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 6:58 pm

anto_capone wrote:
I think the douchebag bitch of the day award goes to Adrian_bekavac :)

Every post by him is calling us cloners.

What a rotten sport.

Sink his ship or him and I'll pay cash or tokens =) He is on my blacklist...

I was a lvl 0 for 4 years 2009 to 2013 almost made it 5 years at that rank :p
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Aidan
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Aidan


Posts : 2371
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Age : 29

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RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 9:39 pm

Why??!! Lol
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Katniss Locksley


Posts : 188
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Age : 33

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RK Profession: Carpenter

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 10:44 pm

*shugs* RP purposes, wanted to see how long I could hold out for, wanted to see if life in RK was possible at that stage for over a year and just kept going, didn't know how to lvl for the first 2 months of joining never got a mentor, didn't see a point to lvling, and didn't really care lol
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Aidan


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Age : 29

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RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyFri Feb 28, 2014 11:19 pm

haha! Alright xD
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ninon_de_lenclos


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Age : 38

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptySun Mar 02, 2014 5:30 pm

Happened upon these vlogs by david.c today. Made me giggle lol







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Reddmaeve


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Join date : 2010-09-13

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptySun Mar 02, 2014 5:59 pm

What??? We're NOT a bunch of assholes?!

I missed that memo!  Wink 

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Mr.Payne
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Mr.Payne


Posts : 60
Join date : 2011-08-09

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptySun Mar 02, 2014 7:29 pm

Lawford wrote:
Several things....

First of all what evidence is that I "stole" ship? None... and you cannot prove in court that the previous owner didn't hand over the ship to me.

lets go hypothetical you somehow prove I mutinied the ship from dead captain... how would that be robbery? you can't rob a corpse

also treason I have not done anythin against Sussex council, has not revolted town, been in enemy army (in fact I fought on walls of Kendal agaisnt CA and was wounded) or any crimes.

So you either interfereing with lawful transfer of property or killing me (if you can prove and I dont admit) for re-possesing property of a dead person outside laws on the book.

So for now I will decide what to do with my ship... but letters like this...

Quote :
From : Allyn.brightpoint , Lord of the Southern Star
Date : 02/03/1462 - 21:29:56
Titre : greetings from the Prince of Wales
Greetings.

One of a few things will be happening rpesently, and your actions will dictate which assortment come to pass.

1. You will give the ship you stole back to the proper owners and avoid prosecution and death

2. You will remain on the ship and/or sail it, and you will be sunk and then tried for treason.

3. You will leave the ship and keep ownership, and it will be sunk and you will be prosecuted for treason, found guilty, and forced to pay for a new ship or face weekly trials for contempt of court.

I expect this was probably a fun lark... or you are a clone for an enemy of england. either way, you probably want to back off now.

Allyn


This threats and proclaim me guilty without trial is sick... and abuse of power. I was inclined to give ship to former captain's husband, but after that... no one will say I can be intimidated. Sinking my ship without trial would be piracy I think.

and I think trialing someone for the same thing many times is against the admins soo... screw you and your threats

On the other hand I don't want to cause problems. So I take middle ground, put ship up for min price of 400 for former captain or husband to buy and I disembark today. I will use money to buy fields here and get to lvl 2 like I should have already.

I am legal owner under law.

Respect sale don't buy unless you "Lainey_mcguinn" or "Zavier_mcguinn"

Thank you
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Aidan
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Aidan


Posts : 2371
Join date : 2010-09-14
Age : 29

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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptySun Mar 02, 2014 9:48 pm

Hadn't seen the 3rd one, thanks Ninon Razz
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Gilan


Posts : 154
Join date : 2012-07-06

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyMon Mar 03, 2014 1:00 pm

That guy understands the meta of this game very well, a lot of people should watch these vids just to understand how to think about their characters.
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ahlia


Posts : 1011
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 33
Location : An Gort

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DDO character:
RK Profession: Miller

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 2:56 am

He goes a bit nuts if you start to mix up your characters and real life. For a long time his skype name was "JACKSON, NOT DAVID, THAT IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER" because we kept calling him David Razz


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Daubigny


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Join date : 2010-09-18
Location : Top of the world Ma!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 5:29 am

isn't that quaint
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ahlia


Posts : 1011
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 33
Location : An Gort

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RK Profession: Miller

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 7:03 am

It was all in good fun, TPB is a great guy. You'd almost think he wasn't actually English!! Razz
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Terrasophia


Posts : 909
Join date : 2011-07-26
Age : 46

Character sheet
DDO character: Paladin
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 7:56 am

Why is this newsworthy? I think it's safe to assume every group has its ooc mix of nice people and cunts, just like we do. Not everyone plays their own personalities as their characters.
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WhiteSnow


Posts : 2155
Join date : 2010-09-21
Age : 39
Location : Negative Plane

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 10:59 am

Never heard of this idiot before, but it will be nice addition to existing collection.

Brian_odonnel wrote:
First of all, your survey is absurdly long, especially if you think you're going to try to get people who don't normally put up with the nonsense of the forum to come here and do it. Hell, I come here more than 4/5 of the players(well, probably only 10% come to forums anyway) and I don't want to deal with this beast.

Here is what I think after starting to read your really long survey.

1) Sussex Independence! Go!

2) England screwed the pooch by not working for a Fury-free(read CA here, and galloway was supporting Fury and the CA back then) when a coalition of Glasgow natives and foreign merchants had enough of being robbed and murdered and forced Fury out a while back. Bloody moronic english "lords" running things as usual.

3) The so called "Celtic Alliance" along with it's legions of non-existent people(whatever you want to call multiaccounts) has to take England as it's next target. Ireland is dead, puppets, or members already. Scotland is a once more enslaved Glasgow and a Galloway that is happy to knuckle under or support them more openly. Ask some of the Scots that've come south if you want, Tygorsia and her party from Glasgow, or the bigass wave from Galloway such as Clan Kerr.

4) If you can find any history, anyone who ever "made a deal" or "paid them off" was screwed. The entire history of ireland for one really really long example, from the very beginning of when NNGO arrived there.

5) Defending each single town is idiocy. So you can muster 20 people on the walls, that doesn't matter when they can concentrate 80 on each town one at a time.

6) The sea is our wall, any war on our soil will only hurt us and hurt us more(loss of towns, taxes, mines, taxpayers, fields/workshop/university/doctor/points production and increase is use of resources), possibly(likely) empowering them greatly as they loot each town and county.

7) The only real choices are to destroy them(problematical at the very best, impossible is a better word considering "death" in battle.), to drive them out of the British Isles(would require cooperation and alliances I extremely doubt even half of the so called "leaders" are capable of), to drive them out of Britain itself(which would be slightly less difficult, and probably require alliances with others including scottish expatriates if they could be convinced to work with/trust England), or to work at isolating the scum of the earth on the emerald isle. I think trying to isolate them on the emerald isle is by far the most feasible and especially likely given how well our government doesn't work together.

So sink them all, in perpetuity. Use taxes for something good for once, and keep a real professional military force in the field for what will probably be the first time in England's history. Blockade Eire!
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Raniets


Posts : 89
Join date : 2013-06-02
Age : 33
Location : somewhere north

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DDO character: Fighter
RK Profession: None

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 11:17 am

one that has obviously never been to Ireland... o.O
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WhiteSnow


Posts : 2155
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Age : 39
Location : Negative Plane

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RK Profession: Blacksmith

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 11:23 am

I dont think he was in Scotland either, yet it dont stop him from telling the tales about it Smile
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Bekah


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Age : 52

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 12:04 pm

Sounds like someone who did a ragequit and now has restarted with a grudge.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Funny English Crap - Page 23 EmptyTue Mar 04, 2014 12:19 pm

You know it'd be nice, that every time someone publicly refers to or mentions the act of cloning that they be forced to then accuse the 'individuals' they think are cloning. Then we can have it investigated and then if they're wrong they can face a lengthy ban for attempting to get someone else eradicated. That would stop all the public 'cloning' accusations. If you don't have names. Don't bring it up, why? Because then your lying. And children. Lying is a bad thing.
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