Funny English Crap

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:11 pm

He's still just as obsessed though.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:07 pm

Giovanna wrote:: Giovanna leans over her saddle horn and listens to the babble.

"Bah! Talk. Talk. That is all the little men of the NNGO/CA do. Babble. So you take a building or two, nothing but rubble. So you sink a ship or two, nothing but drift wood. But will you my fine little men conquer what counts? Not likely. You will never even come close to that victory. Give up. Go home but most of all pipe down."

Giovanna nudges Hap into a trot and laughs, "Catch me if you can."

Squire Posts : 580 Join date : 2012-10-11

Quote :: From : The Mayor
Date : 24/01/1462 - 23:37:51
Titre : In great haste
Fear not - we may not win tonight's battle but large forces are marching to our rescue. Stay strong, ignore the propaganda and we will prevail!

I and others will be manning the walls tonight once more against the cowards who dont like even odds ... they would rather brag of winning when they outnumber us. So far they have not prevailed but tonight - who knows. Perhaps they will see how foolish they look hammering on our gates with 9 armies against 1 -yes - so very brave of them.

Rest assured we are doing our best! Defend the power with all the strength you can muster - you can make a difference! Every day we delay them is a day closer for our reinforcements to arrive.

Join us on the walls tonight and make them pay dearly! Am proud of you all!!

Imshi

Mayor of Kendal

I feel almost at home....even we get her letter....ahwwww Razz

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:57 pm

Francesca. wrote:

Quote :: From : The Mayor
Date : 24/01/1462 - 23:37:51
Titre : In great haste
Fear not - we may not win tonight's battle but large forces are marching to our rescue. Stay strong, ignore the propaganda and we will prevail!

I and others will be manning the walls tonight once more against the cowards who dont like even odds ... they would rather brag of winning when they outnumber us. So far they have not prevailed but tonight - who knows. Perhaps they will see how foolish they look hammering on our gates with 9 armies against 1 -yes - so very brave of them.

Rest assured we are doing our best! Defend the power with all the strength you can muster - you can make a difference! Every day we delay them is a day closer for our reinforcements to arrive.

Join us on the walls tonight and make them pay dearly! Am proud of you all!!

Imshi

Mayor of Kendal

I feel almost at home....even we get her letter....ahwwww Razz

Yea I even got it too!

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:48 pm

How swiftly it changes from:

"You will never take Westmorland because we outnumber you"

to:

"You are bullies because you outnumber us"

So, which is it people?

Commoner Posts : 69 Join date : 2012-06-05

Moratt wrote:: Actually, the treaty wasn't signed with the Royal Domain. It was signed with all of France. We also have a long standing relationship with Artois. The only reason any French county has to seek hostilities against England would be due to the English supporting the CA in any little way. I believe all of your information is outdated. Even counties that have traditionally rebelled against the Monarchy of France like Anjou, are hostile with the CA's members.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:11 pm

ummm how about their allies sinking the Artois ambassador to England at PL? I don't think that was exactly friendly. Razz

Commoner Posts : 69 Join date : 2012-06-05

Springtime wrote:: ummm how about their allies sinking the Artois ambassador to England at PL? I don't think that was exactly friendly.

Don't worry, he knows what he's talking about, he's the English Ambassador to Artois! :p

But yeah, I'm sure all the French counties in France proper but not the Domaine Royale know that they're allied with England. tongue

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:28 pm

...and Moratt continues to get his information from the voices in his head. Very Happy

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:39 pm

Actually Spring they sunk the Artois ambassador to England in the channel on the way up here. Then they sunk another Artois ship in PL just to rub it in.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:19 pm

Darn they sunk 2 ships from Artois? I'd hate to see what they would do without that peace treaty. Toilet paper is worth more. lol

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:31 pm

With friends like England . . .

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:32 pm

Mick wrote:: With friends like England . . .

Who needs more Laughing

had to finish it... Razz

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:41 am

Toasti Jen wrote:

Chrisiusmaximus wrote:: The obvious fact is that if one talks out of there posterior for long enough they believe their own lies ! the sadder fact is some liars can posess the gullible into becoming disciples.

Anto Capone ! case in point.

This whore born scumbag needs to be destroyed once and for all, until that is achieved there will never be peace !

He alone and his sickly hearts desires are the sole reason we are still fighting battles over disputes from five or more years back.

There could have once been argument that what Degas's cronies did to the young NNGO was unfair, I for one refused to be part of the armies sent to Birmingham, not because I sided with one or the other but because back then I did not like the idea of Englishmen killing Englishmen.

Now there really is such Hypocrisy from Capone, he sets out to destroy that which he
was. But not once or even twice.

No this Earseling has practiced his dark arts in Scotland and Ireland, bringing death destruction and suffering to both those places !

In truth He is not Irish Scottish or English, he is simply pure Evil.

Those of you who follow this clown are deluded or far worse, twisted spiteful beings who likely also need to be destroyed once and for all.

Do you think he was touching himself inappropriately while he typed this missive with one hand?

I do.

LMAO totally

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:40 am

Well they just sunk my ship too... someone will pay for that...

Commoner Posts : 69 Join date : 2012-06-05

I have a minor in England so I can see Parliament, they've lost a county and they're talking about legal stuff. Maybe they aren't behind closed doors, but that hardly inspires confidence.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:43 pm

Whine, whine, whine...

--gadfly wrote:: What is really sad about this whole "gangster assault" is : the demoralizing
affect it has on young people.

The rants and complicated accusations of these old villains..
are to my lights .. a lot of gibberish...
if this constant agression wasn't so tedious.
it might keep one wanting to remain in RK...
however, it isn't really just England that is at risk.of perishing from sheer enuie',
it seems the destruction of the whole RK English speaking
part of the world is at risk...of fading away out of sheer boredom.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:07 pm

Why do I feel like I should tell her the word is 'ennui' and that as far as I can see, none of us are weary or discontented, in fact, we are having fun Razz

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:28 pm

Is Gadfly Grace? Because both really need to visit merriam-webster.com. Yea, I can honestly say "ennui" is not what we experience at all in this game.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:35 pm

Toasti Jen wrote:: Is Gadfly Grace? Because both really need to visit merriam-webster.com. Yea, I can honestly say "ennui" is not what we experience at all in this game.

No, its not Grace.

http://www.renaissancekingdoms.com/FichePersonnage.php?login=airya

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:01 pm

I genuinely don't think it's possible to read Arcks posts. Anyone who claims they can has to be lying.

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:26 pm

Dont know about it, maybe Billyjoebob could actually do so ?

Commoner Posts : 131 Join date : 2013-05-25

Or Argotitan seeing neither know what they speak Razz

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:43 pm

Or that Evan fellow.

To get them all in one place... rendeer

Subject: Re: Funny English Crap Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:45 pm

Wow. That would be a real meeting of the minds. Laughing

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