Funny English Crap

SirStackableTree wrote:

ah,was before my time bekah,sorry,i did look for it on the forums,i'd post if i could find it..it is a bit annoying though,gonna go back south and claim your war-heroes? pathetic..tis a bit more irritating when they don't tell most people what actually happens,and i suppose bekah,i suppose it's a little bit like when..caligula i think? ordered his legions to pick up seashells on the french coast,then claimed he conquered britain,i liked that comparison better at least :Pand the soldiers/generals appear to be the biggest bullshitters,depending on who it is,but at least they don't pay 'em anymore..elmix's bunch has to resort to using their clones,lol

I think Caligula was at least a bit of a badass and did all sorts of crazy shit to make people fear him and turn himself super powerful. The English saying they did anything like that are just kinda dumb.

oh sure,but both look equally as stupid when bragging about their prowess as commanders,no? heheh,but you're right though,and the dude on the forum? i couldn't find it,and tellin' him he fought in a battle that never happened? bit pointless really (and i'm still NOT in the nngo btw..for my nosy countrymen who occasionally read this)

I suppose you can look at it from a RP perspective inasmuch as in the fifteenth century a lot of news was disseminated through rumour and outright lies, after all there were no cameras, or mass media to prove you were a bullshitter, and even in today's modern society, I can guarantee you that 80% of what you think you know, is false  

Think of all the urban legends, like the woman microwaving her poodle (never happened) or the person being killed by an exploding can of dough (actually, dough cans can explode, but not with enough force to kill).  We believe these stories because they are plausible, not because they are true.  I seriously don't give a rat's arse what someone has to say about their achievements, if they are true, then good for them, if they are false, well at least they tell a good story.  The truth is a very nefarious creature and changes on a whim.  With people who like to reinvent history, I enjoy watching them weave their own rope to hang themselves with.  We all know it is bullshit, so let them carry on making arses of themselves.

WhiteSnow wrote:

Freddeman wrote:

As a soldier returning from the successful defence of northern England, I recent your description, both of our enemy and the paper wall. I assure you, the wall I was in was a proper shield-wall and the enemy bled and fled. I was there when it happened, I was there when Kendal was liberated and I intend to be there again, should the enemy return.
England has prevailed and will do so again.

Revisionist history at its lowest!

full of wisdom as always bekah!  

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Roby

Our records show you are in the rears paying your taxes.

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Caitilin

Yeah... that ain't gonna happen.

Arrears?

In the rears just sounds wrong, even to me as a non-native English speaker lol.  And shame on you Roby, going to your grave in debt and penury.  You will spend thousands of years in purgatory for that you know?

Actually, I heard Hell was kinkier, being a naughty tax dodger was totally intentional!

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Hey, buddy, you are on fire !

I already knew where my character was heading

I love how he says there is nothing about safely leaving England...

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All soldiers who marched into England with the Celtic Alliance ("CA") armies will leave English soil as soon as they recover and can move. They will be allowed to peacefully leave England through the northern border unharmed and without prosecution by courts of law or otherwise for any actions done while in armies.

Actually. he says that safely leaving England is fine, but safely arriving in Scotland is a different matter.  This is how weasley the English are, they will do anything to wiggle out of being wrong.

I think what he was trying to say is that he wanted them robbed in Galloway instead of England.

Motherlucka wrote:

I think what he was trying to say is that he wanted them robbed in Galloway instead of England.

That was not a case actually:



they just failed coz Angel and co, were way stronger.

Yeah I know where the attempted robbery took place, or did it actually take place at all? I can't remember lol. Only that Elmix was trying to say "well I told them to rob them in Scotland but they were too dumb to do that, so its not against the truce". Irrelevant because no matter where the robbery happened it would still be against the truce.

They hadnt enough strong people to do it(nubs lol) - too high fc difference if only to be able to target Angel's group, but if Angel would had been alone, they might had succeeded.

This is interesting because almost every member of that group I've spoken to on a personal level,David specifically, and they all hate elmix and think that he's a Twat.

Methinks this is just elmix trying to shift the heat off of himself by setting someone else up. David c is more likely to rob within England his own kin that going out of his way to Piss off Scotland. Pretty sure they actually wanted to visit Scotland.

What's also interesting is how Elmix conveniently knew the exact location of everyone in that group.

Bah what am I saying everyone knows he's a massive Fucking cliner, and his ig nephew (who lives in scotland now I think, arefin is his name) is a creepy as fuck catfish and major cloned too.

Elmix was just stupid enough to think they would do it for him quietly; forgetting or ignorant of how much David dislikes him.

nah,arefin's JO's nephew ahlia,or so he claims/claimed,gave a fancy speech about it and handed out photobucket links to some picture listing the rules of his would-be much powahful octaviun legion  i'm just gonna bugger off to scotland if they don't get rid of 'im though,tis getting old

Same shit different fish wouldn't surprise me if elmix was jo

Considering how many people here get defensive when they are called clones, I find it rather hypocritical that it seems to be okay for us to do it.  No matter who says it, if it is wrong, then it is wrong.  There are many annoying people on RK and yes, some of them do share similar attributes, maybe they do have multiple characters (which is sort of sanctioned by Celcius nowadays) or maybe there is more than one imbecile running around out there (hardly an unlikely scenario after all).  I just think that this whole "clone" bandwagon has been jumped on too many times.  Do I suspect people of having multiple characters on RK?  Yes I do.  Could I be wrong?  Most certainly.  Do I call them clones? No.  And why?  Because I can't prove it and I also know how far wrong suspicions can be.

Agreed Bekah, couldn't have said it better, seriously...I tried to explain as much a few times and kept scrapping my posts lol! huggsss

I have to agree aswell.

If that was a dig at me, I only say it because it has been proven to me. I've posted my evidence of Arefin's rampant cloning in the compound and Elmix has admitted to using multiple characters.

The message was aimed at you, yes, but it wasn't intended as a dig.  I tried as as hard as I could to phrase it as diplomatically as possible.  Simply put, if you have evidence of cloning, submit it to the admins, if you don't and it is just speculation, then seriously, stop it now.  There are people here who have been harassed for years by being called cloners.  It is not right that it is done to them and so by that same thought, it's not right to do it to others.  If you see that as a 'dig', then that is your look out.