Funny Crap

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?p=83940291#83940291

Taleisin wrote:

One more for ya, because let's face it, the NNGO is a bunch of english pricks.

Another very opinionated reborn in Ireland.

I brought this thread up ages ago, when I realised the most entertaining fact is that the bard is played by walter_smith_weston, because he didn't post it properly and gives himself away in the first post.

Then goes on to wink to himself and toss himself some money, then congratulate himself on a job well done...

Tosser.

James_mcsmythe - still loud as ever.

anto_capone wrote:

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?p=83940291#83940291

Taleisin wrote:

One more for ya, because let's face it, the NNGO is a bunch of english pricks.

Another very opinionated reborn in Ireland.

Please don't get this all-knowing Imleach newborn confused with Taliesin of Port Lairge, a level 1 traveling with Snail at the moment (and is a very cool guy).

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2073272

Thought I'd share that thread with you. Not only is the entire thing absurd and they are going to be royally screwed... This comment made me want to slam my head into a blender.

Maewolf wrote:

This sucks. I only have my phone to use so doing all that with google translate is out of the question...I guess this means no closure of cork? Then I'm stuck...good luck to those who can move

Hnng.

You know, Dru may have jumped the first day without reading everything, but more...lots more...are still jumping. They should be eraded for sheer stupidity.

You can easily live as a non-native speaker in a foreign country (I have done it in other realms). But translating in the pubs takes patience and getting involved on the forums takes a bit of discretion. Just looking at the list of ones that jumped in the last day or so, I can say that not many fit that profile.

As to Mae, I dropped her a note and told her she would be welcome in PL. She was born in Corc, was around when I lived there.

http://www.renaissancekingdoms.com/FichePersonnage.php?login=Endracne

One of the first to jump ship and move to Turka.
He is so eradicated... Such a shame >.>
What's the bet his wifey dearest will jump soon too. And with all those goods she's holding.

Arkie is also gone, Drusilla was like the first to leave.

Kragomir has a clone account over there named Kragor - how subtle, right?

Andrew.Patrick, who forked out for a name change to look more legit, is now Andreas.sharpe and lives there too. He left his poor wife behind.

They've all used google translate to translate their descriptions and it looks tacky and when retranslated makes no sense.

Can they get anymore pathetic?

krag also has bobbawls over there. Who we figured out was him when his character began to also be obsessive about poop and like krag listed canada as his home.
Albrecht is there he is from South Carolina.
They call her ARKIE because she is from Arkansas.
etc,etc, etc

But this effectively eliminates them for us. Let them have sweden. THey will torture the swedes, break all the rules, run for every office, act like they know what they are doing, and when the swedes rise up and destroy them they will say "omg this happened in ayr and in munster why are people so mean!" waa waa waa.

Some people never figure out it is their own actions that cause people to hate them.

Daubigny wrote:

Some people never figure out it is their own actions that cause people to hate them.

+1 Never a truer word spoken

In FAQ

Brennos wrote:

Please post here the list of Irish in Finland, to not be eradicated.
And give me the Irish toxwn you come from.
Juste one post, the list please.

Looks like we are getting them back.

Left to their our devices, they would have gotten themselves eraded.

For goodness sakes >.< was so excited there for a bit lol dammit Shan you poppited my bubbles, gosh! Haha

Ahlia!!!! Yo have to learn when not to speak!

Daubigny wrote:

Ahlia!!!! Yo have to learn when not to speak!

I know right now I seem like a bit of a party pooper (maybe a major party pooper), and believe me I wish some of them would be eradicated too. But I don't think it's fair for the people who jumped before the rule change to be eradicated.

Besides, the ones that jumped are obviously trying to get out because they know they've got no more power in Ireland. This means you're winning the psychological war at least ;D

For the ones that remain, They'll either be eradicated or shipped to England.

For the ones that return... We have to watch that list vigilantly and make sure they put their correct destinations so you don't end up with the lot of them in... let's say... PL?

yeah it's bogus though some of them like arkie and mairead jumped days after Drusilla was bitching about the language thing. They knew!

ahlia wrote:

Daubigny wrote:

Ahlia!!!! Yo have to learn when not to speak!

I know right now I seem like a bit of a party pooper (maybe a major party pooper), and believe me I wish some of them would be eradicated too. But I don't think it's fair for the people who jumped before the rule change to be eradicated.

Its actually an old rule, about 2 years old..

Posted: 16 Jan 2008
[ EDICT] Rules on teleport, colonies and languages

Longjohnsilver wrote:

Many recent events (such as the Catalan players in Bulgaria, the Croatian players in Hungary and the English players in Castilla) have compelled me to make the rules clear (and the penalties in case of non-respect of these rules) concerning the use of teleportation to newly-opened colonies.

Colonies are created so that experienced players can quickly develop new towns and advise new players who begin life there. Teleportation must ONLY be used for these purposes (town develepment and helping new players integrate into the community). For this reason, it is imperative that the following two rules be respected:

- The player has to be able to speak the official language of the country where the town he is transporting to is situated (For those who don't know that in Hungary they speak Hungarian and in Switzerland they speak a little either French or German, depending on the town). The official language of the town is always indicated among the information (In Game) on the "to view the list of towns" screen, in the same place as the information on the population).
-Teleportation must not be used for the wrong reasons. In particular, it must MOST CERTAINLY NOT be used to:
*escape the law
*flee after having plundered/looted a town hall.
other forms of abuse about which have not yet come to mind.
If you wish to escape, there's no problem and nothing is preventing you from doing so, but use your feet and don't teleport.

A failure to respect these rules could lead to the guilty parties being eradicated, without prior warning, as per usual.

LJS

Very same edict was in effect when a colony in Celje opened in late 2011, and was enforced by Brennos then, too. This whole language thing is hardly a new requirement for players who colony jump.

English players in Castille = Me

Yeah but the thing is now Brennos has given 'em all a chance to get off scot free... And if you saw that little scuffle in the FAQ, I *tried* to convince em, but they still wanna be jackasses and now Dru is demanding teleportation to England, while saying that she doesn't intend to stay, but has organised SHIPS to take em all to england.

Anyone feel like scooping up some more timber?

I sort of told them to suck it up over there.... finding I have zero tolerance for whining lately... will blame some of the people in my class for that (they whined and argued for 45 min over some being placed in peds for clinicals!) Will be nice to go back to the non bitchy me when this school thing is all done

Tell you what Bellz, I'm right there with ya. So damn sick of it all and then I get on the game hoping to just sit back relax and just zone...no, just more dumb fucks LOL *facepalms*

Honestly, I'm about sick of the admin going back n forth with all their 'edicts' and 'rules' too. Stick to it for goodness sakes! Yeah, that's all I got.

I see some of them wanting to be teleported to Scotland. I sincerely hope not. Don't need that whining coming over here. Jonathandaily reached a quota.

Bellz wrote:

I sort of told them to suck it up over there.... finding I have zero tolerance for whining lately... will blame some of the people in my class for that (they whined and argued for 45 min over some being placed in peds for clinicals!) Will be nice to go back to the non bitchy me when this school thing is all done

"I can't cope being in there till FIVE!" "I don't understand, show me how to do it (the fucking assessment)"

Yeah, the three hour class with half hour break in the middle is so horrible when you don't listen and have to wait for the tutor to do your assessment for you.

My ordeal isn't the same I guess. Losing my job and watching those being trained to take over my job for a different location out of state totally screw it all up, it's....I don't know. At first I cared, I'd worked so hard and now watching those in the same boat as me actually flipping out about them undoing everything we had done, which I understand we all have our own ways of dealing with this situation and not that I find it funny at all but...what's the point?

Looks like people are starting to get eradicated.

Barrack's gone

that's not for moving, he was a clone