Funny English Crap

literally the exact people, most of them are alts.

Antionette is Mairead.

I like how quiet the English forums are...it's music to my ears!

I am laughing my cute little derriere off at the moment. Seems that the King is throwing a bit of a hissy fit that one of my crew dare to appeal while being an outlaw. Doesn't seem to matter to him that the judge broke an edict, just that we shouldn't have a voice. Cracks me up how uptight he is about having his "decrees" obeyed. I live to mess with the heads of those who are so uptight, it bloody well makes my day.

Some excerpts of the hissy fit cos I am not sure if everyone can read the English CoA (Lyra is one of my PIC's - partners in crime)

Chrisiusminimus wrote:

A question for the COA judges to answer !

If Lyra is classed as an Outlaw currently, which is the case since the King made it so recently, then noting that being an outlaw means one loses all rights and priviledges, and I quote the Kings words;

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By this action, the Outlaws lose all legal rights and privilidges granted under English Law, the armies of England are hereby authorised to place these individuals upon their enemies lists, at the discretion of the individual Army Commander, and the Captains of English ships are authorised to sink any vessels captained, owned or carrying these individuals, at their own discretion. In the case of the latter, opportunity should be given to the captain to return escorted to an English Port to deposit the Outlaws before offensive action is taken. A full list of Outlaws and the dates of Outlawry can be found in the House of Parliament.

Written this day, 30th October, 1460,

And if we would view the right to appeal as being a priviledge afforded to decent law abiding citizens but most definitely not those listed as outlaw then why on earth is the COA even giving this Outlaw the time of day ?

The decree outlawing this woman is very public and perfectly easy to comprehend so why does the COA believe it is of a higher authority than the Crown ? when the King strips a person rights and priviledges under English law away, how then does the COA have the right to appeal this case ?

Is Lyra and outlaw or not ?

Just love seeing Chris all bent out of shape!

A lot of blah de dah, then the King himself (rofl) chimes in:

Pezlog wrote:

To the Court of Appeals,

I have been asked to provide clarity on the status of an appeal concerning one Lyra, currently declared an Outlaw of the Kingdom of England. Although the crime committed by Lyra occurred prior to her Outlawry, the request for an appeal was not presented until afterwards. The Outlawry removes her right as an English citizen to make an appeal to the Court of Appeals (She can, of course, appeal to higher authorities if the Judges Charter has been violated, which it hasn't in this instance), and therefore, the request should be rejected by the Court. Had the appeal been made prior to Outlawry, I could have seen the argument for allowing it to go ahead, however it was not, and the individual concerned had already lost their right to appeal when they attempted to do so.

HRM Hezlog Neutrino
King of England

Some more posts slapping him down a bit, then His Royal Mommys boy sticks his oar in again:

Pezlog wrote:

My Lord Chief Justice, nowhere have the higher powers ever stated anywhere that a Court of Appeal is required to hear a case - your own Charter provides clear examples allowing the Court to choose not to take a case. Furthermore, if it were a necessity that a Court of Appeals exist and hear appeals, then it would be present in the physical world (IG). A clear example of this is Ireland - if you are found guilty in a Court of Law in Ireland, you have no right to appeal, because there is no Court of Appeal. The 'right to appeal' cannot therefore be universal for everyone, but instead must be one which England chooses to grant to its citizens, and therefore by extension, one which can be withdrawn.

Edit: On closer inspection, it appears that Lyra is Level 1, and therefore can only be sentenced to 3 days in jail per the Edict of the Higher Powers . This therefore should be referred to them, rather than the Court of Appeals.

Then he again gets slapped down and tries again to make his point, after which, the argument ensues which eventually gets the thread locked. I have been laughing until my sides hurt. Of course we know that the CoA won't be able to change anything that has happened IG and we have already contacted the Admins (like they will do anything), but I just love to push their buttons and see them fume. I love my life!

Admins fix court sentences all the time.

Just mail Brennos on the FAQ..

yes, we both mailed him well over a week ago and haven't had a response yet. We have already served our time and are back out. We just can't move because we are on the army kill lists and they have two armies in town wiating to kill us. So we are just happily working and mocking them .

ah i get ya. are they shell armies?

because you can get a full armed retinue and kill a shell army easily

No, they have a few people in them, they are here to defend against the "evil Scottish". Gotta love paranoia at its best.

yeah tis amazing these english protested what we did to munster, which really wasn't much at all in terms of civil liberties, they get in a jam and the first thing they do is take all the liberties away from their own people.

Losers.

Classic "Do as I say, not as I do."

maybe that is why they are always pissed at me? I never do as they say, only what they do, except I do it openly harhar

Anto, you are a musical inspiration for the English!

John.howard wrote:

"Whistle while you work. Anto is a twerp. He's half barmy, so's his army. Whistle while you work. "

[[Sung by Pike, Changed name to Anto to fit.]]

Wow thats some lame shit

wtf, Anto gets a song and I don't!!!!

Stroke my ego you stupid fucking engklish not his!!!

Here you go, Daub.

This if fun for me.
They lose money on their mines

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To the Citizens of Sussex,

I regret to inform you of the current status of the Sussex Treasury and Mines system. We are going broke. While no one person is to blame, everyone is now devoted to its refurbishment. We have a dedicated crew of citizens in and out of Council. I know we can all do this together.

Currently our mines are in a crumbling state. As of the writing of this, our mines are as follows:

Mine 1 - Lewes/Hastings Iron - Level 6
Mine 2 - Arundel/Lewes Iron - Level 3
Mine 3 - Lewes Stone - Level 9
Mine 4 - Hastings/Dover Gold - Level 3
Mine 5 - Dover Gold - Level 3

Keep in mind that mines are at an optimum at lvl 10. All together, our iron mines have a net profit of -25p/worker. the stone at -1.76/worker and the gold at -48.4/worker. If the mines remained open, we would lose almost 15,000 pounds a week. This does not include the lost 400p/day in Levan costs, and civil servant wages (over 80p a day).

This is dire...but do not lose hope.

At the end of the last term, a trade deal was made to import enough iron and stone to begin re-upgrading. It isn't nearly enough to complete all upgrades, but its a good start. We should be able to create enough goods to continue the upgrades after the imported goods have been consumed.

Messenger wrote:

congratulations to the new council...as for Scotland matters the whole country is occupied by foreign forces at least that how i am considering them..as for Galloway, things are not going well for the Scottish the Italians have started a rule of tyranny by heavy taxation every item is at 9.9 and prosecuting random ppl due to a recent revolt...my contacts there told me that another war of liberation is on preparations, Fury,SNF,and others are going to work together to free Scotland even Ireland will get involved in this..but i don't know when this is going to happen...because of the recent revolt in Galloway capital i think it's already happening...well i hope that the Scottish ppl will get their freedom and be ruled again by true Scottish citizens who are looking for peace with neighbor counties and not like the so called Julius Octavius who was the cause for Galloway demise...

Arckangels wrote:

part of truth in the messenger words but yiet again the revolt was obliterate.taxation is a direct result of the burn land policies of galloway elected council before being disposed.did i forgot to mention that he was a true scotish.....and yea way to go true scotish poeples last time i have seen a dept of a 100 k well it was in cumberland.

now good news for us from scotland it announce us that a liberation front is preparing to free scotland but it is composed of the snf/ca ,fury and the others are probably the nngo and some english traitor of the WoS and let's not forget the ONE poeple.

and Wow the plus is that you are telling us that these poeples that took so many fun in hurting england will want to be at peace whit is neighbor.

yea right.

and good lord i am defending Julius Octavius but true he has a louad mouth but what destroy galloway was not the invaders or jo it was the division among galloway poeples that lead her to is demise.....not Jo.

Hopefully next time they'll let me know about what Fury are planning in advance Oh and also this:

Arckangels wrote:

yes well congratulation......

just hope that baldar is still arround has glasgow/galloway want to negociate a diplomatic treaty whit westmoreland.

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the Irvines - never a more sinister family to be sure

I almost thought Athanor was intelligent. I give some people too much credit. But I'm saving that for my sig later.

Ok, a couple of things:

1. Finally England admits it's participation in the war on Glasgow. Clearly we all knew the "but they're rogue" line was lies, but it's good for them to come out and admit it.

2. Why do some Scots even bother sending letters and messengers to England? It's not like England didn't support the Frets from day one and it's not like they don't like the current situation in Scotland.

Angeljoy25 wrote:

2. Why do some Scots even bother sending letters and messengers to England? It's not like England didn't support the Frets from day one and it's not like they don't like the current situation in Scotland.

Some did. I don't know if they still do. I think Hypno, Death, Nicolaj, etc. just got tired of Monde's bullshit. Was utter waste of time, I know. I do think that Devon has some smarter people, in comparison to the rest of England, ignoring people like Sergitov, of course. I like the way they shut her down. There are, in fact, some English who don't like the situation in Scotland. Of course, they are outnumbered and outranked by those who do.

Someone was asking me about this the other day, posted it here because back then, Scotland and Ireland didn't exist yet

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=37021&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

sad part is, that mines the only character who posted in that thread that still around

I actually remember that

Edited to add: Wait a minute...that was back in 2005? right? I didn't start rk till around 2006. That had happened again then? I do remember logging in and seeing frantic posts everywhere because of it, but was a glitch of sorts, mistake on admin part?

Angeljoy25 wrote:

2. Why do some Scots even bother sending letters and messengers to England? It's not like England didn't support the Frets from day one and it's not like they don't like the current situation in Scotland.

Just some more of it:

Maurits_van_riebeeck wrote:

Maurits had lived in England for the past two years, happy to live the quiet life of a merchant. When the war in Ireland broke out, he was concerned, not only for his business there, but for the suffering and deaths of innocents in Ireland. He did not buy the warmongering rhetoric of many of the English, however, as he did not believe they were sincere. Judging by the deafening silence on the atrocities being committed in Galloway, Maurits made a right call back then, but he could no longer keep quiet.

"Dear citizens of England! And especially those who called out that war must be waged on the Celtic Alliance for the sole reason that they are warmongers and tyrants, where is your outrage at the atrocities being committed to our north? The Italians have implemented a universal 9,9% tax on all goods and all labor! They have announced they will keep these taxes up, until those Scots who have hidden the county goods return said goods. Last I heard, the Celtic Alliance did not resort to such cruel tactics, they even abolished all taxes."

"In addition, according to my reports, four Scots are now scheduled to be hung. This is the exact same amount of Irish that got hung in the past four and a half MONTHS! Yet, the warmongers in England insist on saying that there are/were 'daily hangings' in Ireland. Yet I do not hear them cry out for those Scots that now have an appointment with the gallows."

"Why this double standard? Why denounce one set of tyrants, but not another set of worse tyrants? Is it because, as Robby put it so eloquently: Port Lairge is one of the richest cities around? Are these cries for war against Ireland born solely out of greed? Such motivation for war by itself, would lower us to the same levels as our neighbors. But to mask our greed for feigned moral superiority puts an even greater stain on our nation's honor."

"I call on all English citizens, and our leaders in particular, to denounce the terrible atrocities happening in Scotland, as well as doing all in their might to put an end to this war against the Celtic Alliance. While my heart weeps for the suffering in Ireland, what happens there is none of our business. We should focus on our own protection, our own prosperity and our own liberty."

Donald_mcgillivray wrote:

Well making peace with teh frets, you talk about that group that before coming to Scotland was in Holland trying to blackmail their emperror and fail and decide to go somewhere else to make their crime.

Yes many of you think, good they make fury go away, but then do you trully believe that a group of person that try to blackmail another kingdom, now take a kingdom at the north of your and that discover that are empty handed in Galloway with what Barerose does will not have another target?

Do you really believe is all in the open they will do it.

No just like they does in Galloway, strangelly little by little you will discover new born in england that speak italian and never speak, then suddenly you will see some causing political trouble and then welll you know.

England is in a real bad shape, Westmoreland that is in debt and cannot decide who will be duke, then you get mercia that just get out of debt, mostly by trade with Holland, the same Holland that fight the frets and now want to offer his help to the scott and you believe trade will continue if you allies with the frets, then you have sussex that right now have trouble with their mine and a debt.

And finally you get Devon that is working well execept for the overproduction of dram queen on his land.

And should I remind you that Anto and friend have a naval war fleet bigger then France kingdom and still you want to make war with them, allies with the frets that right now are better know was criminal and foreign kingdom begins to offers help to scot?

Are you really analyzing this the right way.

Jah my save the next king if the majority of england think that.

Donald_mcgillivray wrote:

I think what they said is more that some want to sign treaties with the frets governement what is far from neutral.

and yes galloway was neutral you see what good that give them now?

+ some bonus from same thread:

James_mcsmythe wrote:

Jim shook his head and could not believe what he was hearing.
Here is what I have seen.
The Irish openly and proudly profess a hatred of anything English.
Until that changes I suggest we let them ignorantly fight amongst themselves.
Let them kill each other off.
The Scottish have openly professed a hatred of the English.
Until that changes I suggest we let whoever wishes to destroy them do so.
We let the enemies of those that profess that they are not our allies fight them.
We let those that are not our allies fight and kill each other off if they wish.
We Defend ENGLAND!
England FIRST!
Once our borders are secure and our land is at peace we can then attempt to discuss other matters.
This is not to suggest an isolationist policy.
This is to suggest we take care of things at home FIRST before turning our vision outward.

England FIRST!

James_mcsmythe wrote:

And I have had my fill of war at this time.
I would like nothing more then to be able to freely stroll from England to Scotland and back, partaking of the various delicacies to be found.

And from what I have learned the NNGO and CA are one in the same.
Different people perhaps.
Different leaders possibly.
Same ideas, same outlook, same agenda.

I feel for the innocents that are caught up in the insane, insidious,
insipid civil wars that carry on incessantly on the Emerald Isle.

Perhaps it would be possible to assist our neighbors to the north and then engage in economic recovery jointly.

lol, we will see if evan (james mscsmuthe) actually ever fights for england. that chickenshit finds a way to never fight