Funny stuff.

Terrasophia wrote:

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From : The Mayor
Date : 02/12/1461 - 16:13:54
Titre : WAR, and taxes.
WAR - The criminal organization known as Fury, has declared war on the town of Whithorn. We are the last bastion of hope for Scotland and the only town who can and will stand up against their robberies and bullying in this country. There is more information in the town council and Ranger's barracks, but we need all hands able to fight or defend this great town from invasion. Please mail me, or Xuthep; Captain of the Guard on how to help. I am experienced in defence, so if we get enough help, we can be victorious over this group and show Scotland that if one town can stand up against bullies, the whole country can rid themselves of them!

Measures to protect the town are being implemented now, and we are going into a defensive stance. We have the upper hand, so let's do this!

Taxes - Taxes will be directed towards the defence of the town, but if you need your taxes cancelled or cannot pay please contact me and I will take care of it. We are in this together, and there is no reason we can't work together and help each other out. Please pay your taxes if you can, and we will be able to feed and even pay the defenders protecting what we have built together in this great little town.

Thank you everyone for your hard work so far, now is our chance to show everyone what we're made of and that we wont roll over and die because of some threat.

They wish to call us English, and blame us for their own declaration of war against England backfiring on them. Time to show, they've made the wrong enemies.

LONG LIVE THE ISLE OF WHITHORN! We will be victorious!

Your friend, Earl, and general,
Julius Octavius

Gee, between that and having said he would have kill listed me if I hadn't traveled into town with Calum, a girl could start to feel a bit unwelcome!   

Wow wtf is wrong with Julius? Did he hit his head recently?

I dunno but it's certainly messed up.

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They wish to call us English, and blame us for their own declaration of war against England backfiring on them. Time to show, they've made the wrong enemies.

Tinckles! Me thinks this fellow has stolen some of my special mushrooms coz he seems a bit spacy.  

I thought I read the English declared war on us not the other way around?  

 

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2155741&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

Ninon wrote:

cheatorious wrote:

You lose all of the built up ports and you lose the port on the eastern seaboard. Why would you even consider such?

Heck, why dont we lose ALL the ports and so we can no longer be invaded by sea!  

This and everything else this girl's been saying.. Totally worth coming onto the forum

Luffy1 wrote:

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They wish to call us English, and blame us for their own declaration of war against England backfiring on them. Time to show, they've made the wrong enemies.

Tinckles! Me thinks this fellow has stolen some of my special mushrooms coz he seems a bit spacy.  

I thought I read the English declared war on us not the other way around?  

 

Yeah, only thing I can think of is that maybe there's something underlying like: 'I'm guilty of being english so I'm gonna say I'm not' type of thing, atop of getting into that special baggie of, ya know, shit covered goodness.

They did, numerous times...or wait, they do then they say they didn't, something like that  

hehe

and so Galloway became a giant football field

Yep...

Hahaha so much of that Aidann!! Love it!

I just love how Elmix essentially did the same thing that started the Munster war and they still don't see what the problem is with it.

And then they get all butthurt when the rest of England starts calling them stupid...duh.

Boggle the mind.

What's really amazing is the WML thread is all "might makes right" arguments, yet when KoW left and took 4 of 23 nodes with us (one that the damn town was on) they were all like we have a legal right to that node and might makes right is for bullies.

Two sets of rules in Macminds.

Gambit wrote:

Geez, why can't you invade England for once on your own? ... Oh that right, your ship got sunk by Southern England that leaded confusion to all of your shippers...

I had to laugh at this guy, every sentence in his post was complete shit.. The phrase "couldn't be more wrong" has never been so appropriate

No kidding, was thinking the same thing when reading that horseshit LOL

Scotland: Apprently now a land where censors don't exist. I approve. If censors gave as little of a shit three years ago as they do now this forum might not even exist.

No doubt right lol!

edited to add, cause i'm laughing so damn hard right now...priceless:

Mick_ wrote:

Ninon_de_lenclos wrote:

Aw honey, that only took you like 18 hours to come up with.... and it's the same weak read you used all last night?  How sad for you...

Being the talentless hack you are, I suppose I can't blame you.  Now tell me... do you put any effort into your posts?  Because i've spent a little bit of today reading through your post history in these forums(i do this because i like to study my prey before i destroy it), and I have to say... you're a one trick pony if I ever saw one.

There's not a creative cell in that hydrosyphalic brain of yours.  Not to mention your ic posts are completely indistinguishable from your ooc ones here, which I found laughable.  Especially after seeing the fuss you made during the Revels when anteater wouldn't accept your nomination for Best supporting actress.... as if you expected your role-playing to be taken serious ... how embarrassing...

Honey, you can't role-play, you can't verbally brawl.... what can you do?

All you can be here is what you are irl.... a very sad and pathetic person who deserves our sympathy because one day, you're going to get tired of living that worthless life of yours and your going to end it.  And until that day, you'll come here and you'll try to pick fights with me and others whom you decide bother you during that particular mental lapse in sanity, because it makes you momentaruly forget how desperate and lonely you are irl... how empty and sad your world is...

And that's fine, because i can take it. But can you dish it?.... Apparently not.

Seriously, I feel like i'm punching a little retarded boy...

You're move sweet cheeks...

Post of the year.  

Alessandra_oct wrote:

Me thinks me made someone mad  

Yes, maybe just a little huh...haha

Trinity wrote:

Calum wrote:

Trinity wrote:

Wow. Rawr? Weird, have this feeling that folks are taking this GAME, way too seriously.    



Can't imagine things getting any more interesting than this, if, Scotland merged. No doubt Mick, lol.

Why merge, their both from Galloway  

hahaha! omfg      

Who knew right? I didn't... 

And it's locked now, go figure lol.

Was funny while it lasted.

Wow that was insane! Some people take shit way too fuckin seriously in RK ....

the best part of that thread was when the one broad said to the other that the last time someone called her "brah" they were Samoan

Classic.

300 lb samoan with meth mouth, actually...

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2157652

Just in case you all have missed this... OMG

Lol Bella I was just going to post that, too. Dying laughing over here! Apparently Galloway just needed to let our inner 14-year-old boys out Or we just all enjoy annoying the local birdies...

I saw it last night and did a double take...then started to laugh pretty hard. Funny how you can swear and be totally nasty on forums to people, but omg even remotely mention or hint at sex and you are evil I remember when it used to be the other way around ...