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What organization does he represent? I don't remember him.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 7:51 am

My guess its his own imaginary one.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 8:31 am

That's that mad hatter Obrien/father_obrien and his so called mafia is a network of clones.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 9:20 am

Fitz_ wrote:
You would do no differently in Glasgow. Actually, you'd probably kill us soon after we arrived.

You can play coy all you like. We all know who is extending the hand of peace and who is spitting on the other's offer of friendship.

Tod was scheduled to teach in our University this week. Last time you robbed on Galloway soil, you stole around a thousand pound's worth of goods, and our Judge stung your robbers with only 20-odd pounds of fines. This time you have stolen over a thousand pounds of goods again.

Galloway is not a place to come and freely rob thousands of pounds over and over and receive no consequences, and to then put the blame on us for your actions. If we respond with force, it is a more than justified response, after we have given you countless chances to accept peace.

You getting serious about peace does not constitute robbing our citizens.

And you know what? I'm still waiting to see an offer of peace from Glasgow. We both know it wont be offered. You don't want peace. You want chaos. That's all you ever want. But even now. Send the offer. I dare you. We stand ready for peace. We will accept peace, even while you continue taunting us. That, is the fact that you cannot deny no matter how hard you try to lie about it; we will accept a peace offer. You wont.

Galloway will deal with robbers as Galloway sees fit. Or are you trying to dictate how we should handle robbers within our own territory?

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What I want is peace. Send the peace offer. I dare you. We accept peace. You spit on it. Lying about it and playing coy, doesn't change that fact.

Send it. Dare you.

And you're right - how we choose to deal with attacks on our territory, is our choice. You have no say in the matter. Last time your people robbed our citizens of over a thousand pounds of goods within our borders, recently, we let them off very, very lightly. But Galloway is not your playground. You are not entitled to a slap on the wrist. Deal with it.

You lot sit up there in the north, prepared to slaughter our people at your whim when they go north, because who's kidding here - Glasgow is under kitty kat rule - you wont accept peace, while you keep prodding at us physically and verbally, and then you gawk when we dare to propose doing something about it.

Galloway is not your toy. Deal with it. We will deal with attacks on Galloway as we see fit. Deal with it. You can play coy all you like, but I have yet to see any offer of peace. None. Send one. I dare you. Send it, and then try to tell us that we are the ones to blame for the hostility. You wont and we both know it. But, I dare you.

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Maddog wrote:
"How's the Persona non grata vote goin'? Not to mention the trials fer these men? Get those two werkin' and I'd be more than happy to get me spear and/or axe out and start choppin' Fury rather than trees...

Course I wouldn't be surprised if the King joined their group 'gain once they start headin' up north again...

Though naturally if the King decides to travel wit' wanted and/or convicted thieves, then it be at his own risk... And accordin' to Galloway law nuthin' will come to those that happen to kill 'em or him..."
Madd couldn't help but chuckle at this, there was just something remarkable and rather entertaining about it.

What do I have to do with a robbery on the road? I've been nicely sitting in Wigtown for days. I am heading to Kirk next. Galloway has their laws which I'm sure they will follow. On that note talking about killing the king is treason. Perhaps I should have a conversation with the Prosecutor myself.

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Actually Hebrin, your powers are very limited. Unless you intend to go against the charter that Terra agreed to. Your call.

You did travel here with criminals intent on harm. Maybe don't do that next time. Looks, odd. Doesn't bode well for, friendly relations.

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The Royal Charter of Scotland.

Preamble:  The Royal Charter is an agreement between the Counties of Galloway, Glasgow and the Royal Throne of Scotland.  Any change to the document must be agreed by the Duke/Duchess of both Scottish counties and the King/Queen of Scotland.  The purpose of the agreement is to set out the powers of the Royal Palace in respect to that of her Counties on the understand that while the Monarch is the symbolic ruler the Duke/Duchess as chosen by the people will be the effective ruler of their respective Counties.

The Role of the Throne: "a sovereign who reigns but does not rule"
1) Symbolic

    The Monarch will be allowed to bestow honors as they see fit, with no associated powers other than respect.Appoint positions which encourage the economic and cultural growth of Scotland.Provide a figure head for our nation.

2) Advisory

    The Monarch will provide the Palace as a place for the counties to discuss their joint economic, cultural, naval, and military matters,Oversee the Lyon's Court.Preside over the Appeals Court and any other National Institutions as required.Recommend persona non grata for crimes against Scotland.Sit in the chambers of county governments at their discretion.

 
3) Diplomatic

    The Monarch will provide an optional avenue for diplomacy at a national level. Mediate disputes between the counties.Facilitate trade.Provide prestige or funds where needed for the best interests of Scotland.


Limitations of Royal Authority:

    The Monarchy will be unable to pass any laws that effect the County or Town law.It shall not invade either Scottish county.It is not to diplomatically represent Scotland without both counties consent.It is not to make any foreign or domestic policy for either county, only advise.


The Royal Palace will hereby be recognised as the Symbolic leader of the Kingdom of Scotland until the sun burns the seas to dust.

Feel free to advise.

Or perhaps try this mediating thing. You could start by, ah, advising, your northern brethren, also known as a bunch of twats, to offer some sort of peace, or perhaps suggest to them that they have a very distorted version of reality.

Some advice for your advice.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 9:30 am

Hespera wrote:
That's that mad hatter Obrien/father_obrien and his so called mafia is a network of clones.

Who is he?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 9:33 am

Same as you - Cowbell ? Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 9:39 am

Now why would I ask if he was a Campbell?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 9:57 am

Cowbells never were bright people.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 12:13 pm

How many times does Fitz say "I dare you" and "deal with it"?  All that does for me is put an image in my head of a child throwing a temper tantrum and stamping his foot on the ground.  As with all temper tantrums, its best to ignore it and walk away.  Or alternatively, prodding and see if his head explodes.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 1:29 pm

Glasgow is under kitty cat rule? I think the city might be the least Fury held town in Glasgow, we have Truth and Applus after all  Laughing
He likes to shout his mouth off a bit Bekah, going on about peace and unity, blah blah. When everyone old enough knows Galloway sold Glasgow out to Frets, until they got hungry again, then it was unity, peace, blah and blah again. I'll give the character one thing, he's always consistently wrong  Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 1:32 pm

I for one am hoping for the exploding head! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 1:52 pm

I think he was referring to Glasgow County Tam Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 2:14 pm

Well, Glasgow county isn't at war with anyone, the county is more than Dry and the Whitesnows after all. Obviously it makes good politics to paint it as something else, but in essence, Fitz has less clue on the situation than a pile of dung, and that's saying something Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 3:46 pm

Exploding head sounds good, let's make that happen Very Happy Of course, it'll be a pretty lame explosion since his head is full of nothing other than hot air...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 4:02 pm

No explosions ! Billyjoebob now has serious competition and will have to work harder Smile

Zitz_ wrote:
I fail to believe that you actually think this is a small personal matter. Anyone with one eye and half a brain could see that the kitty kat rules Glasgow as a personal tool, and that these are attacks on Galloway. Glasgow has declared no ill will towards Galloway? Are you kidding me? How very friendly, reasonable and not hostile for the Duke of Glasgow to blame attacks on Galloway on Whithorn, claiming that Whithorn is not a part of Galloway and that Galloway is under the control of a foreign government. Nope, Glasgow's rulers aren't hostile to Galloway at all. What a joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 4:14 pm

Well, correct me if I'm wrong.

Back when the Frets were kicked out, and evidence became clear that Galloway had sided with the Frets, until they decided to attack Galloway, I went and posted how I couldn't care if Galloway got shanked by the biggest guy in the prison shower, or something to that affect. I don't really carry much clout in Scotland, so doesn't really matter.

But besides JO going independent, working with the English, sending Andi up through the badlands without needed protection and then declaring 'war' on the Whitesnows, what else happened in the last couple years? From a player objectively looking in, I can't really see any heavy handed attacks on Whithorn/Campbells from Fury/Whitesnows other than reactionary moves due to Whithorn blunders.

Can anyone point to how Galloway, and or Whithorn are innocent from this chain of events, or are they trying really hard to distort history?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 5:16 pm

I'm so glad I didn't have to deal with his bullshit. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 5:18 pm

Yes yes...we all get it Fury/Whitesnow is innocent of all wrongdoing and Whithorn/Campbell are the darkest of the dark English butt lickers.

Now how about we do something productive and try dealing with today instead of what occurred 2-4 years ago? This rewind and repeat of the same BS is getting a bit old...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 6:52 pm

Well, if we're talking about being productive, how about Galloway deal with Whithorn and those inciting this repeated cycle, rather than moaning like they're in a bad porno when they get hit back?

By all means, Whithorn planned with the English, harboured English hostiles while having one of your Gallowayian towns sacked, then had Arden revolted out. That's fact. That happened before the ships were sunk, or the guy was robbed going into Wigtown.

But we should ignore all those wrongs, because Fury/Whitesnow are just as bad? I'm asking for reasons for why Fury are to blame for Whithorn being as thick as an old oaken tree, rather than dodge the question and put words in my mouth, how about you try answering? Might be, y'know, more productive Wink

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I'm so glad I didn't have to deal with his bullshit.
 

Nerrr! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 7:11 pm

Sullihan wrote:
Hespera wrote:
That's that mad hatter Obrien/father_obrien and his so called mafia is a network of clones.

Who is he?

A dumber, quieter version of Gambit.
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WhiteSnow wrote:
No explosions ! Billyjoebob now has serious competition and will have to work harder Smile

Zitz_ wrote:
I fail to believe that you actually think this is a small personal matter. Anyone with one eye and half a brain could see that the kitty kat rules Glasgow as a personal tool, and that these are attacks on Galloway. Glasgow has declared no ill will towards Galloway? Are you kidding me? How very friendly, reasonable and not hostile for the Duke of Glasgow to blame attacks on Galloway on Whithorn, claiming that Whithorn is not a part of Galloway and that Galloway is under the control of a foreign government. Nope, Glasgow's rulers aren't hostile to Galloway at all. What a joke.


He loves you so much Dry! Laughing His head will explode and millions of heart shaped gases float around.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 10:13 pm

You don't like my answers Tam, doesn't mean I havn't answered. I've attempted to promote holding Julius responsible for his actions but apparently that's not enough and there's the problem...nothing is ever enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 10:16 pm

I heard he was pulling his usual disappearing act again anyway? You guys could just PNG Fitz and we could all hold hands and make s'mores. Very Happy

Just kidding, don't listen to me, I'm not in charge anymore.

...or am I? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Funny Scottish Shit - Page 13 EmptyWed Jul 02, 2014 11:24 pm

Sullihan wrote:
Yes yes...we all get it Fury/Whitesnow is innocent of all wrongdoing and Whithorn/Campbell are the darkest of the dark English butt lickers.  

Now how about we do something productive and try dealing with today instead of what occurred 2-4 years ago?  This rewind and repeat of the same BS is getting a bit old...

You dont have anything new to say except same ones "Its just JO" and "Past is Past" yourself.
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Maybe so.
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